All categories - 4 November 2006

Whats your favorite????

2006-11-04 16:26:19 · 21 answers · asked by dts_1992 2 in Other - Food & Drink

Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John.

"I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible."

"Hell, no! In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle."

2006-11-04 16:26:19 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

He says he put the last few payments into my account in error even though they were for the correct amount and on the right day. Since I've said I'm not repaying them he has stopped all payments. I shouldn't have to repay my support payments just because he says he put them in the wrong account. I used the money as usual for basic necessities and haven't the money to give back to him. What kind of a man does that after 40 years? How does Ontario/Canadian laws protect me from someone like him?

2006-11-04 16:26:13 · 6 answers · asked by junebug 5 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-11-04 16:25:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

And what does it mean? It is on the game Ashtonishia Story, but I don't know how to say it and I was wondering if it is close to any other names. I couldn't find anything on the net.

2006-11-04 16:25:57 · 2 answers · asked by star28mama 2 in Video & Online Games

America is truly hated by so many people around the world now. I guess the question is,,,what can be done about that? Apart from getting rid of Bush!

2006-11-04 16:25:46 · 23 answers · asked by Richard H 1 in Politics

2006-11-04 16:25:41 · 11 answers · asked by Hard Doodle 1 in Singles & Dating

Do looks matter in such things?

2006-11-04 16:25:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

my bf gets turned on when i speak spanish while we are at it.but i want to say things in other language that sounds sexy.

2006-11-04 16:25:18 · 4 answers · asked by super girl 3 in Marriage & Divorce

Hey i really want to lose weight. If i excerise(walk 30 - 45 mins) 4-5 times a week and eat healthy but eat out once a week how much weight can i lose in 2-3 weeks? but what should i eat..breakfast-dinner? I want to lose at least 10 pounds. Help please!

2006-11-04 16:25:14 · 36 answers · asked by *GlensBayB* 2 in Diet & Fitness

I can spell just choose not to.

my friend said that jessica alba is, but i still think shes hot.

2006-11-04 16:25:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-04 16:25:02 · 5 answers · asked by tabitha l 1 in Pregnancy

I am breastfeeding my 5 month old son and do not drink alcohol. However I am going out for my sisters bacholorette party and I would like to have a few drinks. Does anyone know if a few drinks would affect my breastmilk and/or my baby? I have read about "pumping and dumping" for 24 hrs. after drinking, but I'm not sure if that is effective. My son comes first and just trying to find out if I shold stick to water and sodas that night? Thanks

2006-11-04 16:25:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

I live in Salt Lake City Utah, can I get there by taking I-80 to Cheyenne,then take the exit for Denver?

2006-11-04 16:24:58 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i am over 18 and usa green card holder. i know i have to go layer and but dont know how much money i need or how long it took.

2006-11-04 16:24:50 · 2 answers · asked by tapu 1 in Law & Ethics

Do looks matter in such things?

2006-11-04 16:24:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-04 16:24:46 · 13 answers · asked by Him S 1 in Magazines

2006-11-04 16:24:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.

The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.

The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.

2006-11-04 16:24:40 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-04 16:24:40 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

i'm moving out there after the new year.

2006-11-04 16:24:33 · 4 answers · asked by Rob C 1 in Las Vegas

2006-11-04 16:24:33 · 14 answers · asked by diamondgrle 2 in Women's Health

This is the first time I have had a one year anniversary and I am toataly stumped on what to do and or get my boyfriend. It is 15 days before Christmas and I need to start shopping now so I know I have the money. I know I a the only one who really knows what he wants/needs but I really don't know. I want it to be really special for him and me. Please can you help me?

2006-11-04 16:24:33 · 4 answers · asked by powerpuffnicke 1 in Singles & Dating

roll call have been a tad confusing?

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2006-11-04 16:24:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This coming winter I plan to go for a holiday to LA with my hubby. I was wondering if the return long flight journey of 14 hours would affect my conception if I have sexual intercourse while in LA just before I head back to my hometown.

2006-11-04 16:24:17 · 7 answers · asked by ardinie 1 in Trying to Conceive

i cant find it anywhere

2006-11-04 16:24:16 · 4 answers · asked by M.O.B 3 in Music

I live in Salt Lake City Utah, can I get there by taking I-80 to Cheyenne,then take the exit for Denver?

2006-11-04 16:24:11 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-04 16:24:09 · 5 answers · asked by Jerry A C 1 in Boxing

Do you believe that every person you come in contact with changes your life in some way?Let's just say that if you didn't read this question,would your life be different?

2006-11-04 16:24:01 · 13 answers · asked by Pardon Moi? 3 in Singles & Dating