MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
2006-11-04 16:24:40 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha......the man taught her a lesson......very funny........keep it up.......jujjieboo...LOL
2006-11-04 16:46:01 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever man.
2006-11-05 00:52:45 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny thnx for the points
2006-11-05 00:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by tugboat21601 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's kind of gross. It's still kind of funny though.
2006-11-05 00:26:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ew.
Gross but amusing.
2006-11-05 00:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww hahahah tthat what she get
2006-11-05 00:30:44 · answer #6 · answered by wiesone116 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuk, but it still gave me laugh.
2006-11-05 00:28:57 · answer #7 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross but pretty funny
2006-11-05 00:54:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY FUNNY
2006-11-05 01:25:03 · answer #9 · answered by funnana 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋