Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John.
"I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible."
"Hell, no! In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle."
2006-11-04 16:26:19 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no i didn't copy off someone else... all the jokes i put up here are ones i find and think are funny...
thanks
2006-11-04 17:09:53 · update #1
The old must either have got fainted or must be cursing herself for expressing the condolences !!! Excellent piece of work, with lot of imagination into it to make it real hilarious and worth remembering it for future use !!! Nice piece of Joke !!! I liked it !
2006-11-04 16:50:26 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-05 00:29:13 · answer #2 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-11-05 00:36:43 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one already but it's still good. you probably copied it from a website or something. so whatever it's still good though
2006-11-05 00:57:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you copied off someone else but its still hilarious
2006-11-05 01:04:56 · answer #5 · answered by lily 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good!
2006-11-05 00:53:19 · answer #6 · answered by Cinner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.......you are improving joke by joke.......jujjieboo...that's a hilarious one..........LOL
2006-11-05 00:44:22 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY
2006-11-05 01:26:39 · answer #8 · answered by funnana 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
iiiinnnnteresting.
2006-11-05 00:36:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
2006-11-05 00:34:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋