A funny one. I can't remember the exact words, so I had to reword it a bit. Here goes:
A Chinese man, an English man and a New Yorker were captured by a nomadic tribe in the Amazon forest. They were told that they were to be skinned alive, and their skin to be used in the tribe's new boat. Before the horrific skinning ceremony took
place, each of the men were allowed to choose they way they die. The Chinese man requested some poison, he took the medicine, and uttered his last words "Ah mi tuo fo!". The English man asked to be hung, dieing just as his short prayer finished,
"...Amen.". Then only one man was left. "And you?" the Chief asked the New Yorker. The New Yorker requested a sharp spear, repeatedly stabbed himself all over the body, and said "So much for the new boat, asshole!"
2006-10-31
19:59:37
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