A funny one. I can't remember the exact words, so I had to reword it a bit. Here goes:
A Chinese man, an English man and a New Yorker were captured by a nomadic tribe in the Amazon forest. They were told that they were to be skinned alive, and their skin to be used in the tribe's new boat. Before the horrific skinning ceremony took
place, each of the men were allowed to choose they way they die. The Chinese man requested some poison, he took the medicine, and uttered his last words "Ah mi tuo fo!". The English man asked to be hung, dieing just as his short prayer finished,
"...Amen.". Then only one man was left. "And you?" the Chief asked the New Yorker. The New Yorker requested a sharp spear, repeatedly stabbed himself all over the body, and said "So much for the new boat, asshole!"
2006-10-31 19:59:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nobody's going to make a boat out of me.
2006-10-31 20:01:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good, but one problem with the joke. You say they were to be skinned alive, then you say they get to choose the way they die. You cant skin some one ALIVE if they are already dead. Other than that, it was good.
2006-11-01 05:25:37 · answer #2 · answered by terra_chan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh.......then i guess, the New Yorker will probably be a purse or something...
2006-11-01 04:09:13 · answer #3 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably i think they'd want to **** up the plans of whoever tried to mess them up.
2006-11-01 04:02:26 · answer #4 · answered by anonymous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 04:17:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i have no idea. but that is the first time i've heard it.
2006-11-01 04:04:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha..
2006-11-01 07:35:25 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-11-01 19:58:45 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋