many people are at a loss to respond shen someone says,"you dont know jack schitt".now you can intellectually handle the situation.Jack is the only son of Awe schitt and O.schitt.Awe schitt,a fertilizer magnate,married O.schitt, a peartner of kneedeep & schitt inc. in turn jack schitt married Noe schitt,and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children:Holie schitt,Fulla schitt,Giva schitt,Bull schitt,and the twinsDeep schitt and Dip schitt. against her parents will,Deep schitt married Dumb,a high school dropout. after being married 15 years,jack and noe schitt divorced.Noe schitt later married mr sherlock,and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name.she was known as Noe schitt sherlock.
2006-10-30
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