All categories - 30 October 2006

2006-10-30 23:13:23 · 5 answers · asked by tj m 1 in Football (American)

Or am i alone in this world? :(

2006-10-30 23:13:02 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-30 23:12:59 · 91 answers · asked by sparkyimplant 2 in Polls & Surveys

Anyone had the dream where your teeth all fall out? I've had it a few times and am wondering what it means?

2006-10-30 23:12:58 · 17 answers · asked by Das Contras 1 in Psychology

I guess I am just too naieve. I'm not really sure just what the term means (yes, I am over 19 - just lived a very sheltered life up until recently). .....

So,.... was it supposed to be a turn-on for me,..... for him...... was it supposed to get him off,..... was it supposed to actually involve ..."the act"?

My mind is just crazy trying to sort this out, and I need to know in case there is a next time. (I would like to get to know him better - he's drop-dead gorgeous)

2006-10-30 23:12:43 · 11 answers · asked by bc_is_the_place_to_be 4 in Singles & Dating

I have Sony Vaio laptops with wi-fi technology, Netgear wireless modem router DG834G and Dell 3000CN network printer.
I can connect the existing printer to the network through the router using Ethernet cable but I now want to go wireless (for printer), suggest the best possible option with necessary hardware purchase/upgrade if required.

2006-10-30 23:12:42 · 2 answers · asked by sav 1 in Printers

I look at my friends,then i look at me.
without my friends where would i be?
My friends,my sisters,my shadow,my world.
Where would i be without my girls?
Tears,giggles,smiles and laughs,late nite calls n cute photographs.
I'll be there 4 u till the day of my death.
Best girlies 4ever,till my very last breath!!

2006-10-30 23:12:22 · 10 answers · asked by T - C - B 3 in Friends

asking why its only the end of October and Xmas Windows are happening & they have christmas cards & wrap there. Its Crazy!!!

2006-10-30 23:12:08 · 11 answers · asked by sunflower 2 in Other - Holidays

2006-10-30 23:12:03 · 20 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 23:12:00 · 3 answers · asked by niks1985 1 in Music

1. When a tech says he's coming right over, log out and go for coffee. It's no problem for us to remember 2700 network passwords.

2. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and Popsicle art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours.

3. When tech support sends you an e-mail with high importance, delete it at once. We're probably just testing out the public groups.

4. When a tech is eating lunch at his desk, walk right in and spill your guts out and expect him to respond immediately. We exist only to serve and are always ready to think about fixing computers.

5. When Pat is at the water cooler or outside having a smoke, ask her a mail question. The only reason why she drinks water or smokes at all is to ferret out all those users who don't have email or a telephone line.

6. Send urgent email ALL IN UPPERCASE. The mail server picks it up and flags it as a rush delivery.

7. When you call a tech's direct line, press 5 to skip the bilingual greeting that says he's out of town for a week, record your message, and wait exactly 24 hours before you send an email straight to the director because no one ever returned your call. You're entitled to common courtesy.

8. When the photocopier doesn't work, call computer support. There's electronics in it, right?

9. When you're getting a NO DIAL TONE message at home, call computer support. We can even fix telephone problems from here.


10. When something's wrong with your home PC, dump it on a tech's chair with no name, no phone number, and no description of the problem. We love a good mystery.

11. When you have a tech on the phone walking you through changing a setting read the paper. We don't actually mean for you to DO anything we just love to hear ourselves talk.

12. When we offer training on an upcoming software upgrade, don't bother. We'll be there to hold your hand after it is done.

13. When the printer won't print, re-send the job at least 20 times. Print jobs frequently just disappear into the cosmos for no reason.

14. When the printer still won't print after 20 tries, send the job to all 68 printers in the office. One of them is bound to work.

15. Don't use online help. Online help is for wimps.

16. If you're taking night classes in computer science, feel free to go around and update the network drivers for you and all you co-workers. We're grateful for the overtime when we have to stay until 2:30am fixing them.

17. When you have a tech fixing your computer at a quarter past one, eat your lunch in his face. We function better when slightly dizzy.

18. Don't ever thank us. We love this AND we get paid for it!

19. When a tech asks you whether you've installed any new software on this computer, lie. It's nobody's business what you've got on your computer.

20. If the mouse cable keeps knocking down the framed picture of your dog, lift the computer and stuff the cable under it. Mouse cables were designed to have 45 lbs. of computer sitting on top of them.

21. If the space bar on your keyboard doesn't work, blame it on the mail upgrade. Keyboards work much better with half a pound of muffin crumbs, nail clippings, and big sticky drops of Coke under the keys.

22. When you get the message saying "Are you sure?", click on that Yes button as fast as you can. Hell, if you weren't sure, you wouldn't Be doing it, would you?

23. Feel perfectly free to say things like "I don't know nothing about that computer crap". It never bothers us to hear our area of professional expertise referred to as crap.

24. When you need to change the toner cartridge, call tech support. Changing a toner cartridge is an extremely complex task, and Hewlett-Packard recommends that it be performed only by a professional engineer with a Master's degree in nuclear physics.

25. When something's the matter with your computer, ask your secretary to call the help desk. We enjoy the challenge of having to deal with a third party who doesn't know jack **** about the problem.

26. When you receive a 30-meg movie file, send it to everyone as a high-priority mail attachment. We've got plenty of disk space and processor capacity on that mail server.

27. Don't even think of breaking large print jobs down into smaller chunks. God forbid somebody else might get a chance to squeeze into the queue.

28. When you bump into a tech in the grocery store on a Saturday, ask a computer question. We work 24/7, even while at the grocery store on
weekends.

29. If your son is a student in computer science, have him come in on the weekends and do his projects on your office computer. We'll be there for you when his illegal copy of Visual Basic 6.0 makes your Access database flip out.

30. When you bring us your own no-brand home PC to repair for free at the office, tell us how urgently we need to fix it so your son can get back to playing DOOM. We'll get right on it because we have so much free time at the office. Everybody knows all we do is surf the Internet all day anyway.

2006-10-30 23:11:29 · 10 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

If you have a specific reason, why doesn't it apply to us humans?

2006-10-30 23:11:09 · 5 answers · asked by Mafia Agent 4207 5 in Zoology

I AM VERY CLOSE TO MY PARENTS ESPECIALLY MY MUM (SHE IS MY BEST MATE) AND RECENTLY SHE WAS SAYING THAT WHICHEVER OF THEM GO FIRST THE OTHER WILL KEEP THE ASHES UNTIL THEY GO THEN THEY WANT THEM PUT TOGETHER AND I WALL THEN HAVE THEM.I HAVE RECENTLY DECIDED I WANT TO HAVE A PIECE OF JEWELLERY MADE OUT OF THEIR ASHES!!! DOES ANY BODY KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ROUGHLY COST AND IF ALL OR MOST JEWELERS DO THIS?

2006-10-30 23:11:08 · 20 answers · asked by tash 2 in Marriage & Divorce

We have been ttc for a year unassisted, and no luck. I made an an appointment for a consult with my military doctor (PCM) and got a referral to the infertility doc on base. I don't know what to expect or ask. Someone PLEASE help me. I have looked everywhere and searched everything I can think to search for "Military TTC." Already been to TryingToConceive.com's discussion board but it's all Tricare red tape questions. I want to know what will happen at the doctor visits? What kind of tests will I go through? That tests will they make DH take? About how long will it take to get anything done? Are there things I should or shouldn't say to Tricare or a doctor so I can get things done faster? I have so many questions and am just generally lost. I really need some direction here. Even if you aren't military, but you have been through this before, I would really like advice. I need someone to talk to, this is all so incredibly new to me. My consult with my PCM was Wednesday, Oct 25th. HELP ME

2006-10-30 23:10:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

2006-10-30 23:10:50 · 23 answers · asked by Paul 1 in Hockey

is it possible to feed the brain masses of information and knowledge at one time.if there was a machine to do so would people use it?


i would <<< or would it coz hundred and thousands of teaching jobs to go bust?

2006-10-30 23:10:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2006-10-30 23:09:29 · 10 answers · asked by Ritu 1 in Rail

Hi,
My girlfriend is visiting me and will be going back to her country in a few days. :(
Can anyone recommend the best love songs to make a CD (audio and/or MP3) for her; including long distance / i miss you love songs?

Thanks! :)

2006-10-30 23:09:24 · 9 answers · asked by Shahveer81 1 in Music

2006-10-30 23:08:53 · 13 answers · asked by mary 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm trying to get my friend to like The Beatles

2006-10-30 23:08:47 · 16 answers · asked by teacher's pet 2 in Music

Recently I became a member of a forum where many members displayed their signatures in the form of a sparkling backgrounds and pics . If any one knows how to make one of these, plz help me out !!!!!

2006-10-30 23:08:33 · 5 answers · asked by ~Meriel~ 2 in Programming & Design

2006-10-30 23:08:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toys

2006-10-30 23:08:32 · 9 answers · asked by shelly 2 in Dogs

2006-10-30 23:07:59 · 6 answers · asked by ♥ Xeina ♥ 2 in Psychology

2006-10-30 23:07:55 · 4 answers · asked by Eoghani G 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

how many children does p diddy have...

2006-10-30 23:07:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

thats what i grew up knowing,i just wondered if i was right or not

2006-10-30 23:07:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Halloween

because i m really bored to comb my hair

2006-10-30 23:07:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair