many people are at a loss to respond shen someone says,"you dont know jack schitt".now you can intellectually handle the situation.Jack is the only son of Awe schitt and O.schitt.Awe schitt,a fertilizer magnate,married O.schitt, a peartner of kneedeep & schitt inc. in turn jack schitt married Noe schitt,and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children:Holie schitt,Fulla schitt,Giva schitt,Bull schitt,and the twinsDeep schitt and Dip schitt. against her parents will,Deep schitt married Dumb,a high school dropout. after being married 15 years,jack and noe schitt divorced.Noe schitt later married mr sherlock,and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name.she was known as Noe schitt sherlock.
2006-10-30 23:24:16 · 23 answers · asked by arfa54321 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dip schitt married Loada schitt and they produced a nervous son Chicken schitt
2006-10-30 23:25:28 · update #1
Fulla schitt and Giva schitt were inseperable throughout their childhood and married the Happens brothers an a dual ceremony.the announcement in the newspaper announced the schitt-happens wedding
2006-10-30 23:27:37 · update #2
the schitt-happens children were dawg,byrd,and hoarse.bull schitt,the prodigal son,left home to tour the world.he recently returned from italy with his new bride,piza schitt.so now if someone says"you dont know jack schitt"you can corrct them.not only do you know jack schitt you know his whole family
2006-10-30 23:30:35 · update #3
I know them quite well, I had the Schitts at my house this morning
2006-10-31 04:12:14 · answer #1 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that Usmella schitt and Estephan Schitt were distant relatives of Giva schitt?
2006-10-30 23:31:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Schitt family continues -- can some one tell me where does Loda Schitt fit into the Schitt family tree.
2006-10-30 23:45:21 · answer #3 · answered by d2bcathie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard about the Schitt's after drinking all night.
2006-10-30 23:37:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's the biggest loada schitt I've ever read.
Nice one.
2006-10-30 23:30:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now I won't be socially ostracized when someone asks me Do you know who jack schitt is????
2006-10-30 23:27:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmsmao - first time I've heard that.
It's schitt hot!
2006-10-30 23:31:12 · answer #7 · answered by mark 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Naughty! Naughty! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs.
Have a great evening.
2006-10-31 13:59:54 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know a couple known as Mr. & Mrs. Bette and they has a little boy called as Master Bette ;-)
2006-10-30 23:34:08 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow ... thanks for that load of schitt.
You are right I do not know Jack Schitt.
LOL : - )
2006-10-30 23:41:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋