All categories - 15 October 2006

I never see it man!

Those sneaky dunk doesn't count, I

I am talkin about IN YOUR FACE ONE!!! Just like what Vince Carter did to Alonzo Mouring!

2006-10-15 21:58:00 · 13 answers · asked by LIFE ! 2 in Basketball

2006-10-15 21:57:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

I would like to have the basic understanding of the inkjet printers. Also would prefer to know the technology being used in it.

2006-10-15 21:57:44 · 1 answers · asked by chellakumaran r 1 in Programming & Design

My partner has been entering these football dreamteams for years. It costs me a packet in phone bill charge, then add up over the years, well??? Does anyone do these, eg.. the sun / racing post / ytm.? Can you tell me out to do with it? Whats the smallest amount you can win at what rank? or is it one winner, one top prize? cheers .

2006-10-15 21:57:41 · 3 answers · asked by cuz3bebb 1 in Fantasy Sports

I will wear head scarf and normal outfits, yet covering all my body..
i can wear zara, mango,H&M ,,,etc.

This question is maily for Muslims, other religions are welcome to answer..
what do u think? helppp

2006-10-15 21:57:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-15 21:56:51 · 16 answers · asked by Lin 2 in Internet

On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday ca$h I
need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my billfold is
a $50 bill and a $2 bill. That is all of the cash I have on my person.
I figure that with a $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to
worry about people getting pissed at me.

ME: "Hi, I'd like one seven layer burrito please, to go."
IT: "Is that it?"
ME: "Yep."
IT: "That'll be $1.04, eat here?"
ME: "No, it's *to* *go*." [I hate effort duplication.]

At his point I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it
kind of funny and

IT: "Uh, hang on a sec, I'll be right back."

He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within earshot. The
following conversation occurs between the two of them.

IT: "Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?"
MG: "No. A what?"
IT: "A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me."
MG: "Ask for something else, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A $2 BILL." [my emp]
IT: "Yeah, thought so."

He comes back to me and says

IT: "We don't take these. Do you have anything else?"
ME: "Just this fifty. You don't take $2 bills? Why?"
IT: "I don't know."
ME: "See here where it says legal tender?"
IT: "Yeah."
ME: "So, shouldn't you take it?"
IT: "Well, hang on a sec."

He goes back to his manager who is watching me like I'm going to
shoplift, and...

IT: "He says I have to take it."
MG: "Doesn't he have anything else?"
IT: "Yeah, a fifty. I'll get it and you can open the safe and get change."
MG: "I'M NOT OPENING THE SAFE WITH HIM IN HERE." [my emp]
IT: "What should I do?"
MG: "Tell him to come back later when he has REAL money."
IT: "I can't tell him that, you tell him."
MG: "Just tell him."
IT: "No way, this is weird, I'm going in back."

The manager approaches me and says

MG: "Sorry, we don't take big bills this time of night." [it was 8pm and
this particular Taco Bell is in a well lighted indoor mall with 100
other stores.]
ME: "Well, here's a two."
MG: "We don't take *those* either."
ME: "Why the hell not?"
MG: "I think you *know* why."
ME: "No really, tell me, why?"
MG: "Please leave before I call mall security."
ME: "Excuse me?"
MG: "Please leave before I call mall security."
ME: "What the hell for?"
MG: "Please, sir."
ME: "Uh, go ahead, call them."
MG: "Would you please just leave?"
ME: "No."
MG: "Fine, have it your way then."
ME: "No, that's Burger King, isn't it?"

At this point he BACKS away from me and calls mall security on the phone
around the corner. I have two people STARING at me from the dining area,
and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect. A few minutes later this
45 year oldish guy comes in and says [at the other end of counter, in a
whisper]

SG: "Yeah, Mike, what's up?"
MG: "This guy is trying to give me some [pause] funny money."
SG: "Really? What?"
MG: "Get this, a *two* dollar bill."
SG: "Why would a guy fake a $2 bill?" [incredulous]
MG: "I don't know? He's kinda weird. Says the only other thing he has
is a fifty."
SG: "So, the fifty's fake?"
MG: "NO, the $2 is."
SG: "Why would he fake a $2 bill?"
MG: "I don't know. Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?"
SG: "Yeah..."

Security guard walks over to me and says

SG: "Mike here tells me you have some fake bills you're trying to use."
ME: "Uh, no."
SG: "Lemme see 'em."
ME: "Why?"
SG: "Do you want me to get the cops in here?"

At this point I was ready to say, "SURE, PLEASE," but I wanted to eat,
so I said:

ME: "I'm just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this $2 bill."

I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I was taking a
swing at him. He takes the bill, turns it over a few times in his hands,
and says

SG: "Mike, what's wrong with this bill?"
MG: "It's fake."
SG: "It doesn't look fake to me."
MG: "But it's a **$2** bill."
SG: "Yeah?"
MG: "Well, there's no such thing, is there?"

The security guard and I both looked at him like he was an idiot, and it
dawned on the guy that he had no clue.

My burrito was free and he threw in a small drink and those cinnamon
things, too. Makes me want to get a whole stack of $2 bills just to see
what happens when I try to buy stuff. If I got the right group of
people, I could probably end up in jail. At least you get free food.

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2006-10-15 21:56:47 · 8 answers · asked by snafu1 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I got one job opportunity from one co. as a MIS Executive, but i havnt idea abt that. So pls give me better ans as early as possible.

2006-10-15 21:56:38 · 4 answers · asked by rajiv3112 1 in Careers & Employment

i had mirena put in 6 weeks after i had my last son. i lost my insurance so i cant get a checkup. i can not feel the strings and everyonce in awhile during sex he can feel something sharp poking him. is this common or could something be wrong?
also does anyone know how easy it is to get pregnant while on mirena? any input on mirena would help thank you.

2006-10-15 21:56:37 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2006-10-15 21:56:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

US Visas are difficult to avail of and quite expensive. Aside from the multitude of paper requirements, [which they completely ignore at times or don't require upon actual interview], family ties seems to be the grounding factor that would make you come back to your homeland. Not necessarily true! Even if there are family ties in the USA, it does not mean that's where you'd really want to begin pitching your tent. There's no place like home still.

2006-10-15 21:55:54 · 4 answers · asked by MJF 2 in Embassies & Consulates

My comp. freezes and my monitor turns off & on when I want to see a news clip either on yahoo news or any web site that requires my windows media player to work and also when I try to play what I recorded with Digital Palmcorder, it also freezes & monitor turns off & on but this time the monitor turns off & on faster and the cpu also goes off and then turns back on...

2006-10-15 21:55:51 · 12 answers · asked by slickrickdesigns 3 in Desktops

Hi there, my ex boyfriend sent me this message which was meant for another girl " hey so do you still like me, why did you tell tom (his mate and her cousin) what i said to you that was between you and me" when i asked him about it, he eventually said that this girl faniced him, but that it was a harmless message. I got it at 11pm in the night when he said he was very very drunk. Was I right to dump him. He still texts me a long time later and says the only reason we ever broke up was because he wasnt ready for committment. Hes texting me alot more recently, the last couple of saturday nights he has been texting me to see if im about. We never had sex so its not like he is using me. I met up with him lst saturday night but then after a few drinks i just left the pub without saying a word to him,just couldnt face being hurt because if i did kiss him i prob wouldnt hear from him again for a while. PLease help im so confused. Am i wasting my time with him?

2006-10-15 21:55:47 · 16 answers · asked by sunny01 1 in Singles & Dating

Well, I'm sorry,... But High heels were never meant to be worn if you are goind to be doing a lotta walking... Its often dangerous to break a heel. And also to risk spraining your ankle. You have to learn to walk without making a whole lotta noise.

I can't help but think of horses, when a girl/woman goes by dragging their heels, . . . The clippity clopp of heels worn badly, in a way looks bad. and its hillarious to me.

2006-10-15 21:55:40 · 11 answers · asked by somber_pieces 6 in Etiquette

I had what i think is a really good idea for a movie. bearing in mind i live in dudley, england, and not Hollywood, how can i try and sell my movie idea? obviously im not going to share the movie idea on here!!!! maybe ill just turn it into a novel....

2006-10-15 21:55:37 · 7 answers · asked by a.n.other 1 in Movies

2006-10-15 21:55:34 · 3 answers · asked by murphys_lawyers 3 in Physics

A court appointed executor and Lawyer can break the law if nobody gives complains. Why is that?
Are they allowed to go over the legal limit when charging their fee?
I live in California.

2006-10-15 21:55:33 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

The pilot was unloading unused bombs, and unknowingly one of the bombs hit a school. The pilot returned to the village of the school after the war to find out if the incident was true.

2006-10-15 21:55:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

i am hoping to go to the usa from australia to study at university and reside there, im just wondering which is the best place to reside in which is "affordable" to a middle class citizen and where can i study as a international student affordably,im also looking for a very reputable university?

any suggestions

Is it easy to get a job there, and around how much would i earn in on of these basic jobs?.

thanx, best response gets 10 points

i probbly want to study medicine as a postgraduate, this meansi will probably be studying a science first

2006-10-15 21:55:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I saw a post on blogger, http://uniformfriends.blogspot.com/. This person showed some attractive stories about military love, I don't whether this kind of lover(military) is good or not. Can you show me your idea about it?

2006-10-15 21:55:19 · 10 answers · asked by mary S 1 in Fashion & Accessories

I am a gemini... and i just read an msn link i was checking out about a love match between gemini and scoropi... and they said if gemini was faithful it may b a good match...!

which sign is the least faithful and the most would ya'll say??

2006-10-15 21:55:14 · 24 answers · asked by jones_linz 3 in Horoscopes

i dont understand how the word friendship doesn't exist in many people's dicctionary. It bothers me that people don't care for other's feelings, thoughts, and whats worse of all it's that most of them forgot how to respect who you are as a person. There is certain limits that should never be crossed.

2006-10-15 21:54:51 · 8 answers · asked by Peruvian Princess 1 in Friends

2006-10-15 21:54:32 · 1 answers · asked by pinku h 2 in Safety

2006-10-15 21:54:29 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2006-10-15 21:54:27 · 1 answers · asked by vui ve 10 1 in Religion & Spirituality

How old do u have to be to leave home in Australia?

- Cheers, Daniel

2006-10-15 21:53:53 · 1 answers · asked by Peter 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-10-15 21:53:48 · 2 answers · asked by mela1025 1 in Other - General Health Care

Well the story is I liked this lad for ages and then he snog one of my friends so I just got over him, now every so often he will text me asking how I am but then when I see him he wont say anything or he has got a new girlfriend. He text me on Saturday and I was texting him all night while I was out with friends. I seen him that night as I was walking home and he was asking why I aint been in the pub he goes in for ages, and how I was doing....? Does he like me or is he just looking for someone better? Its doing my head in because I will get over him and then he will text me out the blue. I meet all these nice guys but never go anywhere with them because I cant get the other guy out my head!!

2006-10-15 21:53:23 · 15 answers · asked by Angelkiss85 5 in Other - Family & Relationships