All categories - 12 October 2006

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

2006-10-12 08:07:11 · 14 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-12 08:07:08 · 8 answers · asked by sweet_backseat_kisses 1 in History

2006-10-12 08:07:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

right now my two choices are a jeep liberty r ml320....both used of course! Need something easy to get the kid in and out of his carseat and enough room for groceries and stuff.

2006-10-12 08:07:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

Anyone have any ideas for couples halloween costumes?? We are already going as a Sailor and a Mermaid.. but we need a few more ideas!

2006-10-12 08:07:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

2006-10-12 08:06:56 · 5 answers · asked by jessica m 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

the reasons are due to the present owner having rheumatoid arthritis and is permanently disabled and receives disibility, so the business is unable to make any money from it.

2006-10-12 08:06:55 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Small Business

Why did Beyonce Knowles steal a song from the [ Fiddler on the roof ] ? Lazer Wolf's wife in the grave yard sang about the next wife sharing her past belongings??

2006-10-12 08:06:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-12 08:06:30 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Basically, I've know this girl, who happens to be my best friend, that I am interested in. How do I proceed with her without destroying the friendship we have.
Also, to further complicate things, I dated one of her friends (I guess, they don't get along very well) about a year ago, and I'm worried about causing problems between them.... help?

2006-10-12 08:06:30 · 2 answers · asked by Daniel 4 in Singles & Dating

I am in a state from last 50 days, I just want to die. this feeling is NOT bcoz of any FAILURE / disappoiintment. Further I have no responsibilty from family side or no dependents.

Since I have no reason to survive I am not understanding Y to live ? treid to kill myself but failed. Anyway I am trying again, but before that wish to if anybody else felt this way in their life ? and what did they ? why do they servive ?

2006-10-12 08:06:26 · 30 answers · asked by Wanna D 1 in Psychology

2006-10-12 08:06:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-12 08:06:21 · 3 answers · asked by elsa_thats_me 1 in Garden & Landscape

2006-10-12 08:06:20 · 9 answers · asked by MalibuSun 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-12 08:06:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Mine is in about two hours and i'm very tired.

2006-10-12 08:06:18 · 17 answers · asked by themysterious 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-12 08:06:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

It seems to me that men really like thin women and thin women seem to get treated better. I see a lot of public affection going on when a woman is thin. Are men ashamed to be seen with women who are full-figured? Are there any men who actually prefer a full-figured woman and are there any tips you can give on how to feel better about myself and present as sexier (without losing weight of course).

2006-10-12 08:06:10 · 19 answers · asked by robertspeg 1 in Singles & Dating

share it with us
we may like it too
for me its (we write sins not tragedies) the band panic at the disco >they r the best
the all-american rejects rock too

2006-10-12 08:06:09 · 18 answers · asked by nany 1 in Music

3 weeks before Halloween and it's snowing in Detroit!

so much for global warming!

2006-10-12 08:06:09 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...He is still breathing.. but he myte az well be dead..

2006-10-12 08:05:58 · 17 answers · asked by ????a?? ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

how big does a french lop grow to be when it is fully matured?

2006-10-12 08:05:58 · 6 answers · asked by kammy r 2 in Other - Pets

my site statistics say I've had:
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2006-10-12 08:05:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

Which City in California Should I Visit?
I live in England, and I have always wanted to visit California. I love all things sand, sea and surf, but I also like rural country side and lots of culture.

I'm nearly 19 and will probably go with close friends whom are just like me. We love night life and such, and like to chill throughout the day, but still have lots to see and do.

Which city would you recommend for my first time visiting California?

2006-10-12 08:05:54 · 17 answers · asked by stephanie_dee24 2 in Other - United States

I have a rover 214 M reg and the keyfob packs up now and then. The AA came out and checked everything but seemed ok . he cleaned it and it started working again. Without the keyfob the immoboliser doesnt turn off , the AA man said theres a special thing you can do with the key turning left then right certain number of times to turn off immoboliser. does anyone know where I can find this code????? Sorry for being so long , needed to explain a bit
Thanks for any input.

2006-10-12 08:05:52 · 5 answers · asked by jsk22671 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

I want it to start with a C or K and end in a N. My daughter's name is Kaitlyn, my son Cameron, and now I need a new baby girl name.

2006-10-12 08:05:45 · 16 answers · asked by Brandi G 2 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

And then when you don't you feel even worse? Yikes!

2006-10-12 08:05:44 · 14 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-12 08:05:43 · 3 answers · asked by Duain T 1 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-10-12 08:05:31 · 10 answers · asked by susan b 1 in Marriage & Divorce

no my daughter has several diagnosis' , but his specialty is neurology. she has been ill since 8 years of age and now she is 17. she was in the room when he said the remark and so was I. He has siad this kinds of remarks for many years. Including that she should be in an animal cage and so on. Would you like to be told thatkind of remark and how will you feel if was your daughter.

2006-10-12 08:05:30 · 12 answers · asked by desperate 1 in Mental Health