A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
2006-10-12 08:07:11 · 14 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he (giggling like a silly school girl coz you said thingy ) lol
2006-10-12 10:36:55 · answer #1 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender 'I'll have a Scotch and Soda.' Then the crocodile says 'And I'll have a Whiskey Sour.' The (dumbfounded) bartender gasps 'That's incredible; I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!' And the guy says 'He can't; the chicken is a ventriloquist.'
2006-10-12 15:14:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL another great one!!!!Ever heard of the saying ; *smart as a horse hung like einstein* ? That one's a bumper sticker
too bad your other joke was removed...i love my jewellry=P
2006-10-12 15:08:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee hee... now that is comedy and it has a moral. How much better can a story get?
2006-10-12 15:44:15 · answer #4 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love that one. A classic.
2006-10-12 15:09:43 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO. I luved it. Very Cute
2006-10-12 15:09:26 · answer #6 · answered by sabbycat76 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That moral is so right.
2006-10-12 15:10:40 · answer #7 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow, I did NOT see that coming. very funny!
2006-10-12 15:09:17 · answer #8 · answered by Wilson Wilson 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what a great joke! you just made my day worth it all! thanks for the good laugh, keep the jokes coming
by the way, thanks for picking my answer as best for the redneck jokes!
2006-10-12 15:10:12 · answer #9 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol my bff will love that joke!!!!!
2006-10-12 15:10:59 · answer #10 · answered by soidhfioshfidhfid 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋