O'Neill was walking home from the pub one night when lo and behold he sees one of the Little Folk. He sneaks up and catches him in a stare and demands 3 wishes for the little man's freedom. "Granted" says the little man in green, "but whatever I do for you, O'Reilly will get twofold!" Now O'Reilly is no friend of O'Neill, in fact they hate each other, but O'Neill agrees.
"For my first wish I'd like a mansion full of expensive antiques and beautiful women."
"Granted" and of course O'Reilly gets two.
"For my second wish I'd like a beautiful sexy redhead nymphomaniac."
"Granted" and of course O'Reilly gets two.
Now by this stage O'Neill is pissed off, at the hated O'Reilly getting two mansions and two nymphomaniacs.
Suddenly inspiration hits him!
"For my third wish I want you to remove one of my testicles!".........
2006-10-12
11:10:38
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