O'Neill was walking home from the pub one night when lo and behold he sees one of the Little Folk. He sneaks up and catches him in a stare and demands 3 wishes for the little man's freedom. "Granted" says the little man in green, "but whatever I do for you, O'Reilly will get twofold!" Now O'Reilly is no friend of O'Neill, in fact they hate each other, but O'Neill agrees.
"For my first wish I'd like a mansion full of expensive antiques and beautiful women."
"Granted" and of course O'Reilly gets two.
"For my second wish I'd like a beautiful sexy redhead nymphomaniac."
"Granted" and of course O'Reilly gets two.
Now by this stage O'Neill is pissed off, at the hated O'Reilly getting two mansions and two nymphomaniacs.
Suddenly inspiration hits him!
"For my third wish I want you to remove one of my testicles!".........
2006-10-12 11:10:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Keep them coming fidgety.It's way past my bedtime but who cares!!
Paddy and his two English friends were talking at a bar.The 1st friend said"I think my wife is having an affair with an electrician.The other day I came home and found wire-cutters under the bed,and they wern't mine."
The 2cnd friend said;"I think my wife is having an affair with a plumber.The other day I came home and found a wrench under the bed,and it wasn't mine."
Paddy said,"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."His two friends looked at him in amazement."No.I'm serious,"continued Paddy."The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
2006-10-12 13:11:35 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
O'Neills two balls will be squeezed down to a pea by all the three Nymphs ! Poor Chap ! What Wish he made in fit of revange?!
2006-10-12 12:05:32 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, in no way. i'm so proud to be one hundred% Italian. No mixes in any respect... the two units of grandparents are Italian. 2, on the instant from Italy. can not beat the classic food the two and kin gatherings.. i can sustain with the Irish in any ingesting tournament too!!!! different than, i like high-quality wine!!!
2016-11-28 02:22:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So how is he going to enjoy what he now does have. Its a good joke though I liked it.
2006-10-12 11:16:38 · answer #4 · answered by Nickerbockers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha and the top o the mornin to him....
2006-10-12 11:12:59 · answer #5 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny another good laugh today. thank u
2006-10-12 11:13:50 · answer #6 · answered by Nora G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very cute, mad me laugh. had to tell many people.
2006-10-12 11:16:40 · answer #7 · answered by tsd574 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wa wa
2006-10-12 21:42:45 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
2006-10-13 08:50:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooo!! LOL. LOL.
2006-10-13 13:38:14 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋