A man was standing in front of a church, naked, with three packs of cigarettes. He heard some nuns coming by and had nowhere to hide but the nearby bushes. Unfortunately, his penis was sticking out.
So four nuns walked by the bush where the man was hiding. One of the nuns noticed his member hanging out, so she walked to the site and pulled it. With nothing to do, the man handed out a pack of cigarettes.
The nun exclaimed, "Oooh, it's a vending machine!"
Naturally, the other three nuns went over to collect their cigarettes. The first one pulled, and the man handed out a pack. The second one pulled and the man handed out another pack.
By this time, the man had run out of cigarettes, so the last nun pulled on his penis and exclaimed, "Oooh, hand lotion!"
2006-10-09
03:01:56
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