A man was standing in front of a church, naked, with three packs of cigarettes. He heard some nuns coming by and had nowhere to hide but the nearby bushes. Unfortunately, his penis was sticking out.
So four nuns walked by the bush where the man was hiding. One of the nuns noticed his member hanging out, so she walked to the site and pulled it. With nothing to do, the man handed out a pack of cigarettes.
The nun exclaimed, "Oooh, it's a vending machine!"
Naturally, the other three nuns went over to collect their cigarettes. The first one pulled, and the man handed out a pack. The second one pulled and the man handed out another pack.
By this time, the man had run out of cigarettes, so the last nun pulled on his penis and exclaimed, "Oooh, hand lotion!"
2006-10-09 03:01:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Good One.....LMAO
2006-10-09 03:04:22 · answer #1 · answered by Karen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha thanx again for making my day.
2006-10-09 10:06:02 · answer #2 · answered by michelle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-10-09 10:57:56 · answer #3 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.. i love it!!! its the best 1 yet!! i probably wont find nething that wil compare 2 that!!!
2006-10-09 14:31:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
anything besides oprah makes me excited
2006-10-09 10:04:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick, but funny just the same!! lol
2006-10-09 10:05:44 · answer #6 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too damn funny, man. Thanks for the laugh and the 2 points.
2006-10-09 10:08:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you call it a joke, disgusting.
2006-10-09 10:11:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its nice
2006-10-09 10:04:11 · answer #9 · answered by chowdary c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious
2006-10-09 10:06:31 · answer #10 · answered by alyssa a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋