JOKES:
0.A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him: “God, how long is a million years to you?”
God answered: “A million years is like a minute.”
Then the man asked: “God, how much is a million dollars to you?”
And God replied: “A million dollars is like a penny.”
Finally, the man asked: “God, could you give me a penny?”
And God said, “In a minute.”
1.What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
2.Why is abbreviation such a long word ?
3.Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours.
I used to think that i was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
STRANGE BUT TRUE :
1. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
2.You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath..
3. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
4.The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
5.People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond.
2006-10-08
22:49:35
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