All categories - 2 October 2006

2006-10-02 23:08:10 · 23 answers · asked by J9c87 1 in Etiquette

2006-10-02 23:07:57 · 24 answers · asked by orion 3 in Polls & Surveys

Today's Joke:

Next time you think you're having a bad day recall:

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony,
two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into
the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later
they were both eaten by a killer whale.

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to
a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his
reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her
repeatedly with an ax leaving her mentally retarded.

3. In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the
world flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he came
down eight hours short of the 400 day record, his sponsor had
gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone and
electricity had been cut off.

4. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking
frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the
deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the
back door, breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment he
had been happily listening to his Walkman.

5. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of
sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all
two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and
stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

And the capper.......

6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on
it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to
bits.

Here's hoping your day is better than any of these.

2006-10-02 23:07:54 · 7 answers · asked by al p 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-02 23:07:49 · 5 answers · asked by sam 1 in Football (American)

Mine was always Thomas Magnum. (The character) I adored him because he was so fallable. I love a guy that he could screw up royally and just keep going. He didn't brood. He loved solving a good mystery and those that know me know I'm a sucker for undercover work. (Not that kind......shame on you.) After losing his wife, you knew his heart was still with her. No greater love! But he tried to pick up the pieces of his life and move on. He had great friends......and was such a free loader. It was the perfect combination of Mr. Responsibility and Mr. Let-me-live-off-you! Too bad he was a tv character. I would have loved to be Mrs. Magnum P.I.

2006-10-02 23:07:34 · 17 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

He just walked in and instead of saying hello, he said "And um... I think yeah... the fire alarm's going off today... yah and..." and then walked out of the room. Dickweed.

2006-10-02 23:07:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

Is it because men's brain were geneticly programed to think that way?If fair ladies were considered beautiful,why dark-skinned ladies still survives after dacades of inferiority?

2006-10-02 23:06:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

2006-10-02 23:06:48 · 5 answers · asked by kk 1 in Family

2006-10-02 23:06:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

It looks like Woodward's bombshell book will finally bomb Bush out of his shell.

2006-10-02 23:06:24 · 3 answers · asked by TheErrandBoy 2 in Current Events

Yeah, I know it's a silly question. I remember some famous talk show host once asked this.
10pts to most convincing answer...

2006-10-02 23:06:22 · 20 answers · asked by orion 3 in Polls & Surveys

Im pregnant and the father is the businessman from Hongkong but he is Brit. When i told him i am pregnant he told me to abort it and stupid i am, i followed him coz he told me he is going to support me financially. Now i went back to the doctor after my ultrasound the baby is still alive. When i ask for financial assistance he agreed to send me money but after a week when i emailed him he already erased his yahoo mail. I decided to continue my pregnancy and keep the baby coz my conscience cant bear it. Who ever know this guy, he owns a logistic company in hongkong he said it belongs to top 10 in Hongkong. He even told me i just wanted to be preganant coz that would be my passport going abroad, if that is his experience from other girls, im not like that. Im not after for his money. I did even ask single centavo when he was here in Philippines. I have my own job i can support this baby. Pls email me at kayish_00@yahoo.com for private information.

2006-10-02 23:06:13 · 2 answers · asked by kayish_00 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

its the new videos, in black so scratches show up

2006-10-02 23:05:59 · 5 answers · asked by makeda82 1 in Music & Music Players

2006-10-02 23:05:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

i need ur help everybody im jordanian and catholic man
my problem that i cant find my lover here cause it is muslem country and when i cant girls in another country they think that im not catholic cause i live in jordan so that u denied me...plz help me

2006-10-02 23:05:42 · 9 answers · asked by adamsmith200681 1 in Singles & Dating

do they have their own laws?

2006-10-02 23:05:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

my bro-in-law is very kiddish.he is one year elder to me (25 yrs) but still he revolts to me when i ask him to help me out by keeping the house clean.for example,if i ask him to keep the newspaper in its place(he scatters it all over),he scatters it right in front of me in a very bad condition.
he says i have that disorder of keeping things in order.i scrub the bathroom everyday and he dirties it by not wearing thahe bathroom chappals..not flushing,keeping towels inside etc.i too am working..i find it tough if ppl in the house don't co-operate.he does many things like these.my sis-in-law is 1 yr younger to me and she still feels she is a kid.she doesnt help me if i don't ask her to(i ask her to help isn the smallest of chores)..i feel as though i am begging for help.inspite of being fully stressed at office,i do evthg for them..i cook,i pack tiffin for them,i scrub the bathrooms,i clean up the 3 bedrooms...i keep the house tidy etc..but still they find it unnecessary...waht to do?

2006-10-02 23:05:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

Because i feel an urge to go into town and do some..xx

2006-10-02 23:05:02 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

be the reason?

2006-10-02 23:04:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

Will it be Michael Schumacher or Fernando Alonso

2006-10-02 23:04:49 · 12 answers · asked by Noddy 1 in Auto Racing

I think that they are stupid. The Australian Government had made them so that basically all children would get a C. You have to be further behind to get a D, than ahead to get a B. Also, do they just want tot hink that no kids are doing bad? What do you think?

2006-10-02 23:04:48 · 3 answers · asked by ezzaphill 3 in Other - News & Events

I’m asking this because I notice there seems to be a huge disdain for anything spiritual. What’s the demographic of the abovementioned crowd? Any idea? Would these be atheists; or people who haven’t come of age yet and who haven’t yet discovered the spiritual? Or would they be people who do have a religion (officially), but who don’t have an interest in it? Is Atheism more widespread than I thought? Oh, and by the way, this is not a forum. The forum section is spelt f-o-r-u-m. I’m just gathering information here. Don’t curse me, lest it return to you.

2006-10-02 23:04:45 · 14 answers · asked by Yahoo user 4 in Mythology & Folklore

2006-10-02 23:04:40 · 1 answers · asked by ashok s 1 in Higher Education (University +)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DZKHW6If8g

2006-10-02 23:04:30 · 8 answers · asked by 9987 4 in Dancing

2006-10-02 23:04:29 · 17 answers · asked by peachybumcheeks 2 in Cooking & Recipes

I've looked on the website for the code, but Sprint's website is worthless and impossible to navigate.

I know I can update the software via the phone menu, but I know there's a code to update the towers my phone recognizes.

2006-10-02 23:04:17 · 2 answers · asked by damion_2002 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

2006-10-02 23:04:14 · 9 answers · asked by Hari's 1 in Skin & Body

You are driving your car in a windy night. And in the bustand you see three persons. A oldman who is sick and is about to die, a best friend which you meet after a long year gap, a perfect mate which you are searching for. In this instance you can only take one person at a time. But notice that the old sick man is about to die, the perfect lover may be never seen again. Whom will you take in the car? Is it the old sick man or best friend or your lover.

2006-10-02 23:04:14 · 12 answers · asked by krlional_robin 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-10-02 23:03:54 · 2 answers · asked by Hotty_Rochelle_Just_19 1 in Polls & Surveys

KaBoom........

2006-10-02 23:03:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys