'two men in black were both eating their lunch in a sunny park one day. after the normal small talk about the wonderful weather, one said to the other, 'so I assume you’re a catholic priest?'
'that’s right. and I guess you’re a rabbi?'
'yes, that’s true.' the two munched on their sandwiches for a minute. after awhile the rabbi leaned over and whispered, 'have yo ever broken a commandment?
the priest nodded bashfully. 'I slept with a women once.' he then said to the rabbi, 'have you ever eaten pork?' the rabbi looked around to make sure no one was passing by was listening
'yes,' he whispered. there was a short silence, which was broken by the priest
'sex is much better than pork isn’t it!
2006-09-23
18:14:48
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