Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, "Do you want to go toheaven?"
The man replied, "I do Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then the priest asked another man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," he too replied
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."
The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go rightnow."
2006-09-14
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