Billy walked in on his parents quarreling. "B*tch!" shouted Dad. "B*stard!" Mom retorted. Billy asked, "Mom, what's a b*tch & b*stard?". Smiling, Mom said, "B*stard is a gentleman & b*tch is a lady". Later, Billy & his Dad were sunbathing when they heard their neighbours doing it. "Put your c*ck in my c*nt". Curious, Billy asked, "Dad, what is a c*ck & c*nt?". Embarassed, Dad answered, "A c*ck is a coat & a c*nt is a hat". That evening, Billy's parents throw a big X'mas party. Billy watched Dad shaving when he cut himself. "Sh*t!" he exclaimed & hastily explained, " Sh*it is the name of my shaving cream". Billy went to the kitchen & watched Mom cutting the turkey when she cut herself "F*ck!" & immediately said, "F*ck means cut. Billy, why don't you go & greet our guests?". Billy went into the living room where all the guests assembled. Taking the mic, Billy said, "Hi, you bitches & bastards. Give me your c*cks & c*nts. Dad is wiping the sh*t off his face & Mom's f*cking the turkey"
2006-09-14
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