Do you want to - a clean joke?

Question

Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, "Do you want to go toheaven?"
The man replied, "I do Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then the priest asked another man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," he too replied
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."
The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go rightnow."

Answer 1

This joke is really funny. And the best part of it is it is a CLEAN joke. You don't find many of them on here. Thanks for the laugh.

Answer 2

That's an oldie but a goodie.

A truck driver parks his rig in the parking lot and goes into the roadside diner for a meal. He orders a steak, mashed potatoes, a slice of pie, and a cup of coffee. While the waittress is serving him, four Hell's Angels pull up outside, leave their Harleys in the lot, and enter the diner. They notice that the truckdriver is the only one in the joint, so they walk over to him. The first one reaches down, picks up his steak and starts eating it. The second one grabs a handful of potatoes, and eats them. The third one eats his pie, and the 4th drinks his coffee. Through this whole ordeal, the truckdriver says and does nothing. Just sits there. Then he gets up from the table, walks over to the register and pays his check, then just walks out. One of the Hell's Angels says to the wattress, "Well, I guess he ain't much of a man, is he?" The waittress looks out the window and says, " No, and I guess he ain't much of a truck driver, either. He just ran over four motorcycles."


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Answer 3

PD: like a breath of fresh air. Thank you. Eh, but listen, next time say it was a Protestant Vicar (only joking)............

A quick one: The same Father Murphy was visiting the local hospital and entered the Maternity Ward. He saw Mrs. O'Brien and stopped to have a chap. 'And how many children have you' he asked. 'This is my twelfth' she proudly replied. 'Ah, sure God Bless you' he said 'a fine Catholic woman'. 'But Father' she interrupted 'I'm a Protestant'. As he walked away, he was heard to mutter 'Bloody sex maniac'...........

Answer 4

That's a nice one !!!

But I — normally — prefer real dirty jokes.
there is more fun if some one gets over the line
(of good taste for instance...)

Answer 5

Thats a good clean one...very funny..Thanks

Answer 6

LOL. Yep. That's a goodie.

Thanks for the laugh!

Answer 7

I thought it was fantastic!!! Really good!!! Put more on here for us to read!!!

Answer 8

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


funny and clean nice

Answer 9

thats a good one!

Answer 10

thats a good one!