the owl and the ***** cat?

Question

lol. i just read someone asking about the poem rub a dub dub ... i have had the poem the owl and the ***** cat in my head for days but i only know it up 2 wrapped up in a 5 pond note. how does the rest of it go? i know its long!!

Answer 1

had to run it through my head and i only got as far as you did sorry.

Answer 2

The Owl and the *****-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely *****! O ***** my love,
What a beautiful ***** you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful ***** you are!'



II
***** said to the Owl, 'You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?'
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.



III
'Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?' Said the Piggy, 'I will.'
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

How come we can't say p.u.s.s.y on Answers? It's a nickname for a cat for goodness' sake!

Answer 3

Isn't it a Mother Goose Nursery Rhyme? I remember it from my childhood. I doubt kids today say it, since some of the words would be banned.


"The Owl and the *****-Cat"

The Owl and the *****-Cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat:
They took some honey,
and plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.

The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely *****, O *****, my love,
What a beautiful ***** you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful ***** you are!"

***** said to the Owl, "You elegant fowl,
How charmingly sweet you sing!
Oh! let us be married;
too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the bong-tree grows;
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood,
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?" Said the Piggy, "I will."
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;

And hand in hand on the edge of the sand
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

Answer 4

By Edward Lear - I'll see if I can remember it;
The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely *****! O *****, my love,
What a beautiful ***** you are, you are, you are,
What a beautiful ***** you are."
***** said to the Owl "You elegant fowl,
How charmingly sweet you sing.
O let us be married, too long we have tarried;
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows,
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose, his nose, his nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.
"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling your ring?"
Said the Piggy, "I will"
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon.
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand.
They danced by the light of the moon, the moon, the moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

Answer 5

I
The Owl and the *****-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely *****! O ***** my love,
What a beautiful ***** you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful ***** you are!'
II
***** said to the Owl, 'You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?'
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.
III
'Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?' Said the Piggy, 'I will.'
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

By Edward Lear.

PS I can't believe the people at yahoo think it's necessary to butcher such an innocent poem with there strict censoring rules

Answer 6

no longer in straightforward terms right here - I placed an merchandise on Ebay interior the canines area and used the be conscious *****. I had my itemizing bumped off because of the fact it became "offensive" additionally a undemanding term for snippets or bits of a few thing is tit-bits - I additionally had that bumped off for an identical reason. Neither have been offensive or risque products. computerized censorship - what a shaggy dog tale !

Answer 7

Yes it is "the owl and the ***** cat, went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat" and I quite agree that we are making something so pure into something nasty. Why oh why oh why????????

Answer 8

Poor ***** cat, being deleted like that, it's discriminating against lovely innocent fluffy *******. Well you've got the words, now who knows the song "I tawt I taw a puddy cat?"

Answer 9

1 thing whats so rude about saying ***** cat, that's what it is a ***** cat there is nothing rude or wrong about that, that's how it is in the rhyme..they wouldn't have written it in if it was rude.

Just a thought

Answer 10

The owl and the ***** cat went to sea in beautiful pea green boat............sorry the rest escapes me!

Answer 11

When I was a lad, the answer would have been a "MOGGY" But the real answer is "***** CAT"