there was this you man who was in a bar gettin drink, and he seen a man with a lil head, he said "hey bartender, why is that mans head so little?" bartender said "hell if i know" so the young man said 'well ima go over there and ask him why his head is so damnn little""so he goes over and say "hey man whats up, why is your head so little?" the man said "well son, back when i was i vietnam, our ship was gettin destroyed and we had to jump out and we had no place to go. And me and my men where stuck in the middle of the ocean, out of nowhere, a beautiful mermail popped up and granted me 3 wishes, she asked me for my 1st wish, and i said well how about a big ship for me and my men,"
"sir wish is granted, what will ur 2nd wish be?" said the mermaid. 'okayyy, well how about 20 millioin dollars?" "sir wish is granted, what will your 3rd wish be?" said the mermaid "so i said well, how about me and u make love?" she said "im a fish made woman i can do that" so i said " ok, how bout a lil head
2006-09-07
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