there was this you man who was in a bar gettin drink, and he seen a man with a lil head, he said "hey bartender, why is that mans head so little?" bartender said "hell if i know" so the young man said 'well ima go over there and ask him why his head is so damnn little""so he goes over and say "hey man whats up, why is your head so little?" the man said "well son, back when i was i vietnam, our ship was gettin destroyed and we had to jump out and we had no place to go. And me and my men where stuck in the middle of the ocean, out of nowhere, a beautiful mermail popped up and granted me 3 wishes, she asked me for my 1st wish, and i said well how about a big ship for me and my men,"
"sir wish is granted, what will ur 2nd wish be?" said the mermaid. 'okayyy, well how about 20 millioin dollars?" "sir wish is granted, what will your 3rd wish be?" said the mermaid "so i said well, how about me and u make love?" she said "im a fish made woman i can do that" so i said " ok, how bout a lil head
2006-09-07 21:42:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!Good one!!!Made my day!!!
2006-09-07 22:13:53 · answer #1 · answered by Jade22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-08 05:28:19 · answer #2 · answered by Insomnia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Madinah, That was great,Done in good taste and makes you laugh.Thank You for making my nite.I really needed than.
Clowmy
2006-09-08 04:53:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where is the funny thing here.. A good story,
2006-09-08 08:38:28 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it but not 2 funny sry
2006-09-08 04:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by jason6x6x6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice story but not a joke...
2006-09-08 04:47:40 · answer #6 · answered by Monzi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should find a better joke.
2006-09-08 04:44:23 · answer #7 · answered by David M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it you know? Sorry if it's yours. No offence intended.
2006-09-08 04:47:05 · answer #8 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think am sure its disgusting ....
sorry dear ..
try again
girl kicker
2006-09-08 04:48:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its kinda funny
2006-09-08 06:12:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋