At a bus stop 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them says the
following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again
And pee twice.
Then I come one la-sta time."
"You foul-mouthed s*x obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country . . we don't speak aloud in public places about our s*x
lives.
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta s*x? I'm a justa
tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi'."
2006-09-06
16:33:34
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