At a bus stop 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them says the
following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again
And pee twice.
Then I come one la-sta time."
"You foul-mouthed s*x obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country . . we don't speak aloud in public places about our s*x
lives.
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta s*x? I'm a justa
tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi'."
2006-09-06 16:33:34 · 13 answers · asked by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, I tried to copy and drag the little smiley face guy laughing and rolling and slapping the floor! Couldn't get it over here, but.........
That is so cute!!!!!
2006-09-06 16:39:17 · answer #1 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very Creative!
2006-09-06 23:44:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute. Haven't heard that before.
2006-09-06 23:37:29 · answer #3 · answered by sweet.pjs1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats awesome!! gotta remember that one
2006-09-06 23:38:35 · answer #4 · answered by Thunderstruck 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a mighty funny.
2006-09-06 23:45:06 · answer #5 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-09-06 23:35:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved this one! Thank you!
2006-09-07 00:02:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a good one. :D
2006-09-06 23:35:58 · answer #8 · answered by gsn_1987 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if that's an old one , i haven't heard it before...that was funny as hell-o !!!...lol
2006-09-06 23:45:08 · answer #9 · answered by Gina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea,lady no hear good today
2006-09-06 23:36:58 · answer #10 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋