1: That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
2: Which is heavier: a pound of gold or a pound of feathers?
3: How far can you walk into the woods?
4: Imagine a duck in a glass bottle. The neck of the bottle is too small to allow the duck through. The bottle is perfectly formed and has no trick bottoms or other openings. How do you get the duck out of the bottle without damaging either the duck or the bottle?
2006-08-30 23:20:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
2006-08-30 23:20:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay
Happy Days @ Bishan doesnt have it anymore.. I want somewhere where I dun have to be a member to play.
2006-08-30 23:20:27 · 4 answers · asked by tessensohn1411 1 in Other - Games & Recreation
My boyfrined and i have been disputing for a few days, and we finally have things worked out. I want to do something special for him, you know just to put a smile on his face. Got any ideas on what I should do?
2006-08-30 23:20:12 · 13 answers · asked by Alisa Lyn 2 in Singles & Dating
2006-08-30 23:20:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Anthropology
Well Im studying in 12th grade, I have to study more because i have to attend many entrance test.Im not providing suitable time to study, i have to attend college and coaching centres. Please tell me how to organize time table
2006-08-30 23:19:40 · 10 answers · asked by ktfree123 1 in Mental Health
Why is it that famous when it only produces 345 hp. ?? I think an engine with that big displacement should produce 400 + hp!!
2006-08-30 23:19:37 · 13 answers · asked by blackjaguar1979 1 in Dodge
2006-08-30 23:19:23 · 21 answers · asked by Great Man 1 in Entertaining
Suggestions are welcome? Not bothered if they are sarcastic, cheeky or whatever.. Bring them on.
2006-08-30 23:19:13 · 18 answers · asked by Platinum 3 in Men's Health
Bulemia is binging out on food then throwing up afterwards.
2006-08-30 23:19:13 · 3 answers · asked by hoarfen 2 in Mental Health
Only one of each!
2006-08-30 23:18:55 · 23 answers · asked by BG 4 in Polls & Surveys
A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out rude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up.
"I'm so sick of you people who think blondes are stupid. I'ts because of you that I have to try harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair. There are just as many smart people with blonde hair."
"Gosh, Miss, I'm terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."
"Shut Up! I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap!"
2006-08-30 23:18:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
2006-08-30 23:18:54 · 42 answers · asked by Pynshaibor S 1 in FIFA World Cup (TM)
the release date in singapore is most preferable
2006-08-30 23:18:43 · 3 answers · asked by player 2 in Video & Online Games
hi people ive been trying for a baby for three years and still have had nothing yet. i mis carried a year ago and ever since then all i want to do is have a baby. it would mean so much to me. so im wondering what the next step is??? because im at my wits end with it. any suggestions would be appreciated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-30 23:18:12 · 18 answers · asked by zoe pritchard 1 in Trying to Conceive
http://www.gotquestions.org/innocent-suffer.html
2006-08-30 23:18:09 · 9 answers · asked by chained6002 1 in Religion & Spirituality
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."
he he he......now that's a clever thinking!! isn't it?
2006-08-30 23:18:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
2006-08-30 23:18:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends
Highly dubious with Alzheimers and dementia lurking literally right around the corner.
2006-08-30 23:17:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health
she have shown many times her boob and she sleep in room at night time mostly naked and do not close her doors and in home we only live and onday and insect get inside her skirt and she was in front of me and she remove all clothes in front of me in hurry i was soacked and saying to me that she on my bihind portion of body any insect is moving i was seen and soacked that time after i find one insect at his back and after that she turn back and run towards her room and i fird her boob jumping i cannot sleep hole night . what it means she what what with me ?
mainly female answer this beacause she r only becomes mom .
2006-08-30 23:17:43 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family
2006-08-30 23:17:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
need help on this
2006-08-30 23:17:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design
Do they wear tampons and, if so, how do they change them? Where do the used ones go? I wonder if discarded used tampons are orbiting us as we speak.
2006-08-30 23:17:23 · 8 answers · asked by angrysandwichguy1 3 in Astronomy & Space
Q What is the difference between men and puppies?
A Puppies grow up.
Q What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A Lay them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A Who cares?????.....
Q What did God say after he created man?
A I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Q Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.
Q What is the difference between men and pigs?
A Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Q What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q Why do men like smart women?
A Opposites attract.
2006-08-30 23:17:10 · 27 answers · asked by MissBehave 5 in Jokes & Riddles
similarities and differences please
2006-08-30 23:17:08 · 7 answers · asked by fanakoniboa 2 in Movies
2006-08-30 23:17:07 · 6 answers · asked by creed6669 1 in Dancing
clever answers please
2006-08-30 23:17:05 · 10 answers · asked by Made in Italy 4 in Polls & Surveys
2006-08-30 23:17:02 · 11 answers · asked by noisy 2 in Other - Family & Relationships
I think its very funny
Tell me what you think
http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/animation.php?id=2
And mark it out of 10
2006-08-30 23:16:56 · 12 answers · asked by Whispering Eye 3 in Comics & Animation
OK, my ma lives in germany.....and i have to either go live with her and my bro's but that means i have to learn german,,,,and go back 2 years,,,or
i can go live with my friend and finish my high school year in english and i can skip a year, but that means i can't see my ma.....
wat should i do?????????
2006-08-30 23:16:49 · 14 answers · asked by Dreamy Girl 3 in Other - Family & Relationships
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