Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."
he he he......now that's a clever thinking!! isn't it?
2006-08-30 23:18:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ooooh baby u so cute.... it don't matter what u say or do ?u could poopoo and it will be funny.......another 10.2 joke
2006-08-31 20:24:05 · answer #1 · answered by meemeemee40 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friendly gesture, eh?
Try this:-
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her mentally stable.
When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've reg! ained your senses".
"The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with the belt of his robe. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry..
2006-09-01 03:27:31 · answer #2 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, clever!!! But i wont even wait to put on the running shoes!
2006-08-31 06:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Thank you!
2006-08-31 07:24:51 · answer #4 · answered by Patches6 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever indeed! hahahaha
2006-08-31 06:36:02 · answer #5 · answered by makubex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah lol
2006-08-31 17:38:38 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny good one!!!
2006-08-31 06:33:55 · answer #7 · answered by sammydeea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
2006-08-31 22:46:21 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋