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1: That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?

2: Which is heavier: a pound of gold or a pound of feathers?

3: How far can you walk into the woods?

4: Imagine a duck in a glass bottle. The neck of the bottle is too small to allow the duck through. The bottle is perfectly formed and has no trick bottoms or other openings. How do you get the duck out of the bottle without damaging either the duck or the bottle?

2006-08-30 23:20:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5: Mike Peters was surprised to see his window slide open and was positively shocked when he saw two strangers climb inside. What transpired next could only be described as a despicable act of thievery. Mike watched with rapt fascination as the two thieves systematically began to remove the priceless Persian carpets, artwork, and jewelry. Having stripped the room, the thieves climbed back out the window. Incredibly, Mike went back to what he had been doing before the thieves arrived and soon he'd forgotten about the entire incident. Why wouldn't Mike, who was in perfect health, have tried to stop the thieves or at the very least call the police after they had left?

2006-08-30 23:20:41 · update #1

Zeina is closest but with one wrong.
Not telling which though :)

2006-08-31 00:16:20 · update #2

7 answers

1: No one, she's his sister
2: Same weight, both are 1lb.
3: Midway. After that, you're walking out.
4: Imagine it out...
5: He was watching TV

2006-08-31 00:03:32 · answer #1 · answered by Zeina 4 · 0 0

1. The Accountant is the Attorney's sister

2. They are both a pound

3. Just a step, after that you are walking OUT.

4. If the duck cannot get INTO the bottle, there is no issue in getting it out. (OR: Imagine the Duck out)

5. He is a thief himself, or like the other guy said, he is dreaming. OR is Mike the Parrot/Dog/Other Pet? GoldFish with the famous 3 second memory?

2006-08-31 06:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by JustAskMe 4 · 0 0

1. Neither, the accountant is a female.
2: they're both a pound.
3. halfway.
4. Imagine it out as you imagined the duck into it.
5. He was watching it on TV.

2006-08-31 11:44:22 · answer #3 · answered by Dre 2 · 0 0

1. Are they frat brothers?

2. They're the same

3. Half way, after that you are walking out of the woods

4. Well you imagined it so imagine the duck is out of the bottle

♥

2006-08-31 17:36:55 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

1. the accountant is lying..you're the attorney's sister
2. same weight, neither is heavier i guess
3. not that far, bcoz at the end of the woods it's a jungle..lol
4. shake the duck out of the bottle..lol

2006-08-31 06:34:19 · answer #5 · answered by makubex 2 · 0 0

1:neather,you are a girl
2:a pound of gold and pound of feathers are the same weight so neither are heavier
3:as far in the woods till you come out the other side
4:its an imaginary duck so imagine it out the bottle
5:he was asleep

2006-08-31 06:46:59 · answer #6 · answered by sammydeea 3 · 0 0

1Nobody cos the acountantis speaking of another attorney!!

2.They R both equally heavy as they both weigh 1 pound

3.As far the WOOD STRETCHES!!!

4.

5.He was DREAMING!!

2006-08-31 06:27:11 · answer #7 · answered by rythmdivine 3 · 0 0

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