All categories - 30 July 2006

they say its a good movie

2006-07-30 13:30:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I'm about to move to a new home, so I'm having the usual stress. Who's got jokes/riddles to get my mind off things?

I'll start.

Did you hear that they're making a new soft drink that's laced with Viagra? It's called "Mount and Do". Their motto is "Pour yourself a stiff one."

OK, your turn. Best Answer gets 10 points, plus a hundred billion dollars!*




*restrictions may apply.

2006-07-30 13:30:01 · 7 answers · asked by jvsconsulting 4 in Jokes & Riddles

My finance and I will be married in 3 weeks.

My family is very small (my parents, my younger brother and my grandmother). None of these people have any other place to gather on holidays.

My fiance's family is large. There are a lot of people that gather for his holidays.

My mother usually has her holiday at 2 p.m., which makes it almost impossible to go to any other occassion. This Christmas his family rearranged their holiday so that I could be present.

I don't want to be a couple that spends holidays apart, especially once we have children.

Any suggestions on how to deal with this. I know my mother will make it very stressful on us. She will act as if his family is more important than mine if we don't come to her gathering when she wants to schedule it.

How can I deal with this without hurting anyone's feelings??

2006-07-30 13:30:01 · 9 answers · asked by Laura N 2 in Other - Holidays

I have to go to work now but I'm stuck on these stupid answers.
I need a good reason to go to work. Please tell me to F*CK of and get to work. Thanks.

2006-07-30 13:30:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-30 13:29:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

+would it,could it work?

2006-07-30 13:29:55 · 11 answers · asked by es_jaye 1 in Singles & Dating

so how should i say it?

2006-07-30 13:29:51 · 2 answers · asked by JeSuS cHrIsT 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-07-30 13:29:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

2006-07-30 13:29:34 · 12 answers · asked by estaeslamejormota 2 in Careers & Employment

Madison has a mostly white face. She tears a lot so it has caused brownish-red stains underneath her eyes. I've tried some tear stain removals from the petstore but it doesn't seem to work. Does anyone have an suggestions?

2006-07-30 13:29:34 · 3 answers · asked by Tracy L 1 in Dogs

2006-07-30 13:29:34 · 32 answers · asked by Meriam W 2 in Politics

Does anyone care enough to try and stop kids being killed as terrorist shields?.?
After careful consideration and watching all news channels I am sick of seeing pictures of children burnt or blown apart,human civillian shields are unnacceptable especially children . The United Nations are to split and i think after Israel inviting a cease fire if NATO would provide a buffer zone is the best solution toward a ceasefire.So come on all you who want to see an end to this mayhem Email NATO requesting intervention to provide a buffer zone in Southern Lebanon .>>@>>> http://www.nato.int/home.htm...

2006-07-30 13:29:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

i float tube fished on a lake and slept for 6 whole hours the other day

woke up thinking only 20 minuts whent by

2006-07-30 13:29:26 · 6 answers · asked by Valley Mental Health tooele Utah 4 in Fishing

2006-07-30 13:29:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

My new kitten has used the litter tray several times, but only crapped in it. He has NEVER urinated in his litter tray. Why?

2006-07-30 13:29:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

Like many blacks people make issue about missing white kids vs, missing blacks kids. Missing kids is a tradegy in this country regardless of color or blackground right?

2006-07-30 13:28:59 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

The RAZR or the PEBL?

2006-07-30 13:28:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cell Phones & Plans

I loved her

2006-07-30 13:28:52 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Other - Society & Culture

i think its muhammad ali i think his best feature is his trash talking and the fact that he backs it up

AND i also heard Tommy Gunn from rocky 5 (who was actually a real boxer) wants to come back to boxing and challenge Mike Tyson Tommy Gunn (i think it was tommy morrison or some **** i dont know) had to leave boxing when he found out he had aids but he still boxed for a while

even when he knew he had it and they said if he bled they'd stop the match so from then on he knocked most his opponents out in one round so they couldnt make him bleed

what do yall think about him coming back

2006-07-30 13:28:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-07-30 13:28:51 · 8 answers · asked by laya1 2 1 in Garden & Landscape

i want to get some condoms but i am to embarrised to buy them and my bro has a whole box in his room i am 13 and i am wanting to know if i should take one of my brothers!!!!

2006-07-30 13:28:47 · 40 answers · asked by Kia 2 in Singles & Dating

Does anyone care enough to try and stop kids being killed as terrorist shields?.?
After careful consideration and watching all news channels I am sick of seeing pictures of children burnt or blown apart,human civillian shields are unnacceptable especially children . The United Nations are to split and i think after Israel inviting a cease fire if NATO would provide a buffer zone is the best solution toward a ceasefire.So come on all you who want to see an end to this mayhem Email NATO requesting intervention to provide a buffer zone in Southern Lebanon .>>@>>> http://www.nato.int/home.htm...

2006-07-30 13:28:43 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

2006-07-30 13:28:39 · 3 answers · asked by ? 5 in Other - US Dining Out

Why do we agree to let a war continue that is just going to end up being worse than Vietnam? I lost an Uncle to Vietnam and a good friend in Iraq and i have several more serving. I am not unpatriotic i am proud to say i'm American and my comments on Bush stays in this country but we need to wake up and see that daddy's little boy is bringing our GREAT Country down. I will die before i let him destroy America. Don't you love me uranus2mars?LOL

2006-07-30 13:28:37 · 7 answers · asked by metal maniac 3 in Politics

2006-07-30 13:28:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Social Science

2006-07-30 13:28:32 · 6 answers · asked by Dr.Feelgood 5 in Politics

like the other one

2006-07-30 13:28:26 · 11 answers · asked by Taylor 1 in Singles & Dating

Im 16. Hes turning 40 and hes very strict and we arent close but in this last 2 weeks we were in really bad terms. Should i get him a gift? If you think the answer is yes put some sugestions pleaseee. Hes a businessman , workaholic, never has time , works alot.

2006-07-30 13:28:21 · 10 answers · asked by Rebel 2 in Family

2006-07-30 13:28:18 · 3 answers · asked by minnie 4 in Heart Diseases

I know alot of you have been sexually frustrated before. How in the world do you get over it. I know i could buy a vibrator or exercise, read, watch tv. But i've done everything except the vibrator thing, and its not helping. Someone help . Give me some advice

2006-07-30 13:28:15 · 6 answers · asked by snugglesbunni 1 in Friends