the guy picks up his date, still living with her mom. it's their first date, so he takes her to the county fair. they get there, walk around for awhile, and he asks what she would like to do. "i wanna get weighed", she says. so he takes her to the guess your weight booth. the guy guesses her weight, wrong, and they win a stuffed animal. after walking around a bit more, he asks if there's anything else she'd like to do. "i wanna get weighed", she says again. he's thinking maybe she might like to win another prize, and takes her back. bingo, another stuffed animal. they go on some rides, have a bite to eat, and he asks her again if there's anything she'd like to do. "i wanna get weighed" she says emphatically. geez, he thinks, what's with this chick? so he takes her back, and they win again. now weighed down with the prizes, he's had it and takes her home. her mother meets her at the door and asks "well, did you have a good time?"..... she says " i had a wousy time!"
2006-07-29
13:23:36
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