Lonely me checked into a hotel on a business trip, thought
I'd get me one of those girls appears in the advrtsmns on phone booth,
found an ad of a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, having right curves in all the right places,
beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up.. you know the kind.
So I'm in my room & figure, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."
"Hello?" she said. Wow! She sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage & I'd like you to come to my room &
give me one. No, wait, let me b straight with you. I'm in town all alone
& what I really want is sex. I want it hard & hot, & I want it
now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring
implements, toys, everything u got 4 di trick. We'll go hot
& heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup
& whipped cream, anything U want, baby!
Now, how does that sounds?"
She said, "Sounds fantastic.. but for an outside line, Sir, you need
to press 9
2006-06-25
23:33:50
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