Lonely me checked into a hotel on a business trip, thought
I'd get me one of those girls appears in the advrtsmns on phone booth,
found an ad of a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, having right curves in all the right places,
beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up.. you know the kind.
So I'm in my room & figure, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."
"Hello?" she said. Wow! She sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage & I'd like you to come to my room &
give me one. No, wait, let me b straight with you. I'm in town all alone
& what I really want is sex. I want it hard & hot, & I want it
now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring
implements, toys, everything u got 4 di trick. We'll go hot
& heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup
& whipped cream, anything U want, baby!
Now, how does that sounds?"
She said, "Sounds fantastic.. but for an outside line, Sir, you need
to press 9
2006-06-25 23:33:50 · 18 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did u actually had an experience like this....wait a minute....
hahahahahahahahahhahaha
Cheers!!!!
2006-06-25 23:58:19 · answer #1 · answered by Gits 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
It appears to me that if you continue to play your cards right, that you already found someone interested in all the suggestions you made. I would apologize for the mix-up and then continue in the same breath that she sounded like she was sent from heaven. But tell her you would like to take her to dinner after work so they can talk it over first. My money would be on this being a match.
2006-06-26 06:53:16 · answer #2 · answered by Yosam357 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG you poor thing
something similar happened to me one morning when my partner & i stayed at a motel he went to get brekky early while i was in the shower & i heard a knock at the door so i opened in the nick & it wasnt my partner but room service i was sooooo embarrassed
2006-06-26 09:40:36 · answer #3 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that joke lots of times.
2006-06-26 07:06:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Awesome joke!
2006-06-26 06:40:21 · answer #5 · answered by ^^ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Men-in-Black to erase your memory.
2006-06-26 09:21:10 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk about desperate!!! I wouldn't mind the receptionist tho, if she was hot!!!!
2006-06-26 06:41:14 · answer #7 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Help this person LOL ;-0
2006-06-26 06:56:10 · answer #8 · answered by rdxkingkong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope this was a dream? And then you woke up.
2006-06-26 06:38:20 · answer #9 · answered by TOO HOT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is never leaving tht room again, damn its embarrasssssing....great one...lol
2006-06-28 06:18:07 · answer #10 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋