All categories - 18 June 2006

He said. . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . . Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said . . . Well, you succeeded!

He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?

She said . . . I would but you're never there.

2006-06-18 06:34:55 · 6 answers · asked by Erikka. 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Im thinking about possibly studying there for law school. But im not sure how renowned and well known this place. And whats its reputation around the world like?

2006-06-18 06:34:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

i have had it for 3 years and people keep saying that it will close up, but is there any way i can make it close up faster????
HELP!

2006-06-18 06:34:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

2006-06-18 06:34:16 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

i live 3 houses down from her i would know if someone was there why does everyone think shes ******* another guy

2006-06-18 06:34:14 · 2 answers · asked by bryan 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-18 06:34:07 · 2 answers · asked by James C 1 in Celebrities

I want to go into the Air Force and I want to know what I should major in.

2006-06-18 06:33:39 · 12 answers · asked by southern_girl 2 in Military

2006-06-18 06:33:28 · 14 answers · asked by japotter80 1 in Buying & Selling

2006-06-18 06:33:23 · 14 answers · asked by Angel 1 in Makeup

How old are they and what are their names?

How about grandchildren?

2006-06-18 06:33:22 · 46 answers · asked by real_sweetheart_76 5 in Polls & Surveys

If I can't go to bars can't be out of the house after Nine O clock I am on Community Contorl I am single and very lonely

2006-06-18 06:33:18 · 10 answers · asked by wicked_korn066 1 in Singles & Dating

my mp3 is not broken, but each headphones that i buy don't work, sould i buy the same headphones as the first one. Or my mp3 might be broke?

2006-06-18 06:33:14 · 8 answers · asked by Tsunami 2 in Music

2006-06-18 06:33:06 · 17 answers · asked by russellhamuk 3 in Singles & Dating

She never does anything special, never does anything romantic, sex life is bad to nonexistant (as passionate as dry toast), never defends, ignores when her friends are around, leads desparate ugly lonely men on thinking she is interested in them and even when you talk to her about it she never really listens to it. and only really cares when she is not feeling good? What would you think about a successful better twin of yourself in the opposite sex?

2006-06-18 06:33:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I don't have a lot of money but I still think I should give more to charity than I do. How do you feel about charities?

2006-06-18 06:33:00 · 18 answers · asked by missieclass 4 in Other - Society & Culture

Me Me ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-18 06:32:54 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

2006-06-18 06:32:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

Im afraid because 6th grade is not like elementary school and im scared im going to get lost and im scared my teachers will be mean and im scared that i will be a geek on the first day how was your firest day of middle school?

2006-06-18 06:32:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

2006-06-18 06:32:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

i miss old times but i wasnt even there for them . its like i remeber them tho its weird.

2006-06-18 06:32:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2006-06-18 06:32:23 · 8 answers · asked by Leifr Eiríksson 2 in Immigration

ok 6/6/06 I read a previous anwser that this is a loud of crap well those people apparently never read any of wht it says in the book of revelations say ok the book of revilations just tells you events that will happen before the AntiChrist. some of the things listed have been happening for decades the thing is im sure a few of those signs are in our present but if you read it it will say Man shall not know when the antichrist will arrive. so this 6/6/06 that might be true in a way but it might not neccsarly be 6/6/06 you know? we do not know when the Argeddom will be and even so if 6/6/06 is true then the Antichrist is just a baby because accrding to to the story thats when the antichrist is born. now the signs the bible says well im sure osome of the signs are in our present, but i think some of the things we thingk are signs arent really the specific signs but let me tell you this durin 9/11 it was on some news site, as soon as the plane hit, the smoke shaped as of a smile.then nrm

2006-06-18 06:32:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-18 06:32:13 · 5 answers · asked by hussywifecpl 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

hw many ppl r there in the family

2006-06-18 06:32:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

i do

2006-06-18 06:31:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-18 06:31:54 · 4 answers · asked by jazz 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

no details necessary the question stands on its own merit.what do we as consumers hope to gain from a billionaire people out here in the real world are not the least bit concerned with people making millions billions when we are eeking by @ minimal wage you try it for a while trying ends together making decisions like what do i do put 5.00 in the tank or eating ramon noodles for a week .what do we get ?

2006-06-18 06:31:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2006-06-18 06:31:35 · 14 answers · asked by richard b 1 in Singles & Dating

"Bushwacker!" is a new blog that seems to be the beginning of a political thriller. It's a long read, but I think it's something that could actually take place in this country! The author seems to be adding one installment each day.

2006-06-18 06:31:25 · 13 answers · asked by -RKO- 7 in Politics

2006-06-18 06:31:13 · 8 answers · asked by cassi o 1 in Dogs