He said. . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . . Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said . . . Well, you succeeded!
He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . . I would but you're never there.
2006-06-18 06:34:55 · 6 answers · asked by Erikka. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol... nice.... that last one really made me giggle... cute
2006-06-18 06:39:25 · answer #1 · answered by Ms Fortune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are great! LMAO I like the swapping positions one.
2006-06-18 06:39:56 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya, funny and some good answers "She" is giving.
Just hope that "She" is a blond to make up for
all those dumb blond jokes.
2006-06-18 06:51:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that was funny
2006-06-18 07:30:53 · answer #4 · answered by SpideR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it.
2006-06-18 06:50:33 · answer #5 · answered by Tastee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL........ but kinda sexist.
2006-06-18 06:44:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋