Following up Leprechaun's question, I found the ultimate solution to all our problems. We are founding a party. Next government is ours! Here's the strategy:
For the next elections, we run a "popular" campaign, where we promise anything the population desires. As per political requirements, we donot have to realize our promises, so "sallamak serbest" (meaning you can pull projects out of... well, I'm getting dirtier and dirtier). After we grab the government, we straighten up and put to use every project that the voting population would disregard, like education, infrastructure, industrialization.
I suggest Yeehaa Party as a name.
Please suggest alternative party names and flying promises.
I promise university diploma to every student, heaven to Muslims and Christians (I heard Jews don't believe in paradise, I'm not sure if it is true), nirvana to buddhists, reincarnation as a rich human for Hindus and such.
As this is a virtual political formation, everybody is welcome
2007-09-14
22:03:15
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Totally Blunt
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