Following up Leprechaun's question, I found the ultimate solution to all our problems. We are founding a party. Next government is ours! Here's the strategy:
For the next elections, we run a "popular" campaign, where we promise anything the population desires. As per political requirements, we donot have to realize our promises, so "sallamak serbest" (meaning you can pull projects out of... well, I'm getting dirtier and dirtier). After we grab the government, we straighten up and put to use every project that the voting population would disregard, like education, infrastructure, industrialization.
I suggest Yeehaa Party as a name.
Please suggest alternative party names and flying promises.
I promise university diploma to every student, heaven to Muslims and Christians (I heard Jews don't believe in paradise, I'm not sure if it is true), nirvana to buddhists, reincarnation as a rich human for Hindus and such.
As this is a virtual political formation, everybody is welcome
2007-09-14 22:03:15 · 9 answers · asked by Totally Blunt 7 in Travel ➔ Europe (Continental) ➔ Turkey
HolyWars, you may not take Genç Parti seriously, but they received millions as election-aid:
http://www.netgazete.com/NewsDetail.aspx?nID=704170
I think they were not successful, only because other parties learned to "fly" when promising. Come on. Let's see the promises.
2007-09-14 22:54:42 · update #1
Mertev, this is my natural state. Just imagine what I become when I am drinking! ;)
2007-09-14 23:52:01 · update #2
Mertev, this is my natural state. Just imagine what I become when I am drinking! ;)
2007-09-14 23:52:05 · update #3
Yeehaa Party is a good name..
I promise more green area, 12 years education for everyone (zorunlu), more high quality universities, learing reading-writing for elder people (zorunlu), provide more jobs to East, develop metros, more roads, 1 YTL mazot, no taviz in relations between EU and America about North Cyprus, Kurds, terrorists etc., exile for AKP and DTP members (also closing those parties), increase in asgari ücret, retired and teacher salary , no ırkçılık/ayrımcılık/bölücülük, PC to each school, 500 YTL salary for each housewife, decrease tv programmes (especially woman programmes) and increase educaiton/politica programmes, develop space technology, do things about global warming and the last one is Y!Answers-Turkey without trolls ;-)
2007-09-14 22:21:18 · answer #1 · answered by Irmak 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Blunt be carefull..... Remember Genç Parti...
ahanda sağyın seçmenlerim; Ben içişleri baganı olunce her ilçeye bi vali atayacam.... valisiz ilçe, gaymakamsız beldee galmayecek ülkemizde.... Mıhtarlaraa genişş yetkiler verecem... Mıhtarr emmilerimiz sadece belge imzala al 2 milyon işi yapmeyecek.... gerektiğiii takdirde sokağaa çıkma izninizi bilem harç ve pul paralarını ilgili vergi dairelerine ödedikten sonra mıhtarlardan alacanız...... Aile polisliği uygulamasına geçilecektir.. her aile gendi polis memuuuruna gidip gündee 2 vakit tekmil verecektir... Trafik polislerinin maaşlarında prim uygulamasına geçilecek ve gestikkleri para pul cezalarından tam tamınaaa %50 prim alacaghlardır.... Asayiş berkemal olacagh, olmassaaa f tipi ceza evine gonulacaktır... halkımız bir bütün olarek gayneşecek, gayneşmeyenler cendermenin polisin copu ilen oyneşecektir....hadeee eywallah, mührüüü @ işaretine basmeyini secimlerden sonra fena æderiz...
2007-09-14 22:41:25 · answer #2 · answered by HolyWars 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I believe that if Democracy will overpower the army,there will be advance.
I believe that in Turkey the army has the first word in everything,this must stop because people are the power of a nation.
2007-09-15 01:31:10 · answer #3 · answered by Jimupter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi,
Well, in fact, Irmak said lots of thing ... :)
We will give a PC every family, free ADSL, a Notebook for every student, Free transportation (You know I am a Minister of Transportation :), I will finish Marmaray Project )
Take Care
2007-09-14 23:19:27 · answer #4 · answered by Tanju 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the V party.
V for virtual and victory.
but half the country will call it the W party cause they can't say V.
We promise to make all the women sexy and all the men hot.
2007-09-15 02:06:26 · answer #5 · answered by ithinkiatetoomuch 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd call it YTP (Yahoo Turkish Party) and I promise construction of artificial reefs and TGV (or better KTX - better service and more space) trains linking Istanbul with all major cities.
2007-09-14 22:30:53 · answer #6 · answered by Selena 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What else can I add to Irmak's 5 year program! Maybe we can refine it a little bit when we come to power, and do a better translation. I completely agree with and support her program.
2007-09-14 23:45:30 · answer #7 · answered by anlarm 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
whatever you have drinking or smoking I want some of that stuff
2007-09-14 23:36:40 · answer #8 · answered by mertev 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...
how about the "Move on from Ataturk" party?
2007-09-14 23:41:10 · answer #9 · answered by Black Persian Pasha 1 · 0⤊ 5⤋