Well, the Catholic, Muslim, and Jewish religions decide to have a golf tournament for bragging rights. They each send their best golfers as players. After the 1st round, the Catholics aren't doing so well, so the Pope calls up Arnold Palmer from retirement to play. Arnie says he's not really a practicing Catholic, but he'll do it. The next day, he reports that things still aren't going well. Why, the Pope asks? Arnie replies, "it's that darn Rabbi Tiger Woods"!
2006-07-23
18:07:32
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