Well, the Catholic, Muslim, and Jewish religions decide to have a golf tournament for bragging rights. They each send their best golfers as players. After the 1st round, the Catholics aren't doing so well, so the Pope calls up Arnold Palmer from retirement to play. Arnie says he's not really a practicing Catholic, but he'll do it. The next day, he reports that things still aren't going well. Why, the Pope asks? Arnie replies, "it's that darn Rabbi Tiger Woods"!
2006-07-23 18:07:32 · 6 answers · asked by Me-as-a-Tree 3 in Sports ➔ Golf
i like it,good way to start the day
2006-07-23 23:36:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You forgot the Muslim golfer. Not like that would help the joke.
Terrible. Absolutely terrible.
2006-07-24 01:49:16 · answer #2 · answered by Sea Bass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, but what happened to the Muslim golfer, and the punchline was fairly incoherent as well....
Pretty lousy "joke" there.
2006-07-24 08:52:24 · answer #3 · answered by Da Whispering Genius 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, plonk
2006-07-24 02:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by brogdenuk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hardee har har har
2006-07-24 01:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok.
2006-07-24 01:21:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋