Football - January 2007

2007-01-28 08:32:47 · 12 answers · asked by well d 1 in Other - Football

Are you married? "
"No, I'm divorced."
"And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
"A lot of things I didn't know about."
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"Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"
"No. This is how I dress when I go to work."
* * *
"Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a victim?"
* * *
"Doctor did you say he was shot in the woods?"
"No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."
* * *
"Could you see him from where you were standing? "
"I could see his head."
"And where was his head?"
"Just above his shoulders."
* * *
"...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
"The victim lived."
* * *
"What happened then?"
"He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
"Did he kill you?"
"No."
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2007-01-28 08:03:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2007-01-28 08:03:01 · 8 answers · asked by ? 4 in Other - Football

2007-01-28 07:53:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2007-01-28 07:50:09 · 7 answers · asked by Jennifer S 1 in Mexican Football (Soccer)

Liverpool fc have not won the league in nearly 20 years now which is not good enough for a Club of their tradition.With massive investment due hopefully the kitty will be avaliable in the summer to buy the best players around.Who do Liverpool need to win the title?

2007-01-28 07:28:09 · 19 answers · asked by hellraisersteve 3 in English Football

what is your favorite sprot!!!??!!mine is soccer!!!!!!!
juste wanted to know

2007-01-28 07:22:44 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Football

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."

The guy says OK, and drives away.

The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"

The guy replies: "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"

2007-01-28 07:11:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

Last week in Madrid, Osasuna were shown 4 red cards, leaving them with only 7 players on the field... is this possible in england? I seem to remember neill warnock encouraging sheffield utd. to get a fourth player sent off in order to get the game abandoned??

2007-01-28 07:11:44 · 10 answers · asked by uktapatio 2 in English Football

who recons liverpool wiil beat barcalona

2007-01-28 07:05:12 · 25 answers · asked by Daley 1 in UEFA Champions League

wouldn't it be refreshing to pick up the Daily Ranger etc and see an article where a football agent tells some little boy that he isn't the next Maradonna and should take what his club is offering and be grateful?

2007-01-28 07:03:46 · 3 answers · asked by BettyBelter 4 in Other - Football

what is the average soccer attendance for a South African League soccer match?

2007-01-28 07:01:05 · 2 answers · asked by rafal_4 2 in Other - Football

2007-01-28 06:47:47 · 17 answers · asked by landrewlion11 2 in English Football

its for a child of 2 years old

2007-01-28 06:34:09 · 5 answers · asked by rac 2 in English Football

and why your favourite team/s and players??
Just curious as to why you love soccer and why you picked the teams and players that you support?

2007-01-28 06:31:29 · 34 answers · asked by Juventina 6 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

i watched the celtic - caley game today and was really disapointed with the ref's performance again, i read that rodrigez who played for rangers saying that refs are mince compaired to other country's,that's a understatment!!!! there shocking!!! he was the scots best ref 2day,wots that about?

2007-01-28 06:23:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Scottish Football

March 24,07 - Lithuania vs France
March 24,07 - Italy vs Scotland

2007-01-28 06:20:42 · 21 answers · asked by Juventina 6 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

Do u really think that if Rooney had not been sent off he would of scored for us?
Even if we had won that game how far wud we have got? Can England really compare to France Italy or Germany?
The truth is we wud of been killed! Especially as our amzing skipper was injured and Robinson couldnt keep to save his life!
If we had gone thru to the semis we wud of been denied to the title of world champions there and this would hurt more!
Wat Ronaldo did at the world cup was what any sportsman shud do his country! Ronaldo has said he did not wish to get Rooney sent off he just wanted justice for Portugal!
When I went to Old Trafford earlier this season as we were leaving some Chelski fans were booing Ronaldo! That is just pathetic! If Rooney himself has forgiven Ronaldo should we all just let this pass!
The truth behind the hate Ronaldo is getting is deep down all England fans knew that we were not good enough to win the cup and Ronaldo was just a pathetic defence for our lose!

2007-01-28 05:51:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

My highschool's soccer season is on it's way and I'm varsity potential, but right now it looks as if I'll probably be back up, which means I'll see a lot of the bench and not too much of the field. I want to be as good as possible when tryouts start, so I'm looking for some professional advice to improve my talent. Anyone know where I can get it? Even a good web page would be excelent!

2007-01-28 05:47:22 · 5 answers · asked by Megan 2 in Other - Football

why is it a hassel to watch or hear any news than internet.knowing outside the states it is the number 1 sport.any one else with this problem?is football that great????

2007-01-28 05:30:07 · 11 answers · asked by ManUnited 2 in Other - Football

2007-01-28 05:25:03 · 18 answers · asked by Speed Demon - Public Servant 5 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2007-01-28 05:01:00 · 4 answers · asked by owenmad 1 in English Football

2007-01-28 04:58:47 · 4 answers · asked by kovvurinagireddy 2 in Other - Football

2007-01-28 04:45:44 · 2 answers · asked by daniel b 1 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

Please answer this family feud. I think its 20 minutes but all my family say its 15. Please tell me im right!! And is this the same for Lower leagues aswell

2007-01-28 04:43:29 · 17 answers · asked by Bradley T 1 in English Football

I am a big stoke fan,but also like to follow the vale results.Will any of them make the big time.

2007-01-28 04:31:06 · 19 answers · asked by tracey297058 1 in English Football

Also, where does he live?

2007-01-28 04:05:29 · 4 answers · asked by ♥DAViiNA 2 in English Football

... I have a fealing that he will score at least two goals......

2007-01-28 03:58:41 · 11 answers · asked by Maradona Jr. - THE MAGIC IS BACK 3 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2007-01-28 03:23:22 · 9 answers · asked by nine_ball_tattoo 1 in English Football

2007-01-28 03:18:42 · 14 answers · asked by biljanarhcp 4 in FIFA World Cup (TM)