A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy says OK, and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies: "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"
2007-01-28 07:11:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
loooooool...here's another joke about cops and animals
There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''
''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''
The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''
To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''
2007-01-28 07:50:47 · answer #1 · answered by 00100 1 · 6⤊ 0⤋
LOL i give it a 6/10 :)
this one's pretty funny too:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/barmonkey.html
@Azzurri Man: u suck
2007-01-28 07:34:08 · answer #2 · answered by Ghjjf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a cute joke, but I don't see what it has to do with the category you put this question in...2006 FIFA World Cup?
2007-01-28 07:17:20 · answer #3 · answered by Dana 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
he should take bunch of penguins then be their coach leading the bunch of penguins to a victory over loser france team.
forza penguins with azzurri shirts on!!
2007-01-28 07:36:13 · answer #4 · answered by Azzurri Man is back!! 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
LOL You really know how to brighten up someone's day! Good one!
2007-01-28 08:48:34 · answer #5 · answered by ♀VANshee 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hehe that's pretty funny!
2007-01-28 07:51:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-01-28 07:16:33 · answer #7 · answered by twysty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for little kids.
2007-01-28 07:15:32 · answer #8 · answered by madjennyvane 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋