Are you married? "
"No, I'm divorced."
"And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
"A lot of things I didn't know about."
* * *
"Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"
"No. This is how I dress when I go to work."
* * *
"Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a victim?"
* * *
"Doctor did you say he was shot in the woods?"
"No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."
* * *
"Could you see him from where you were standing? "
"I could see his head."
"And where was his head?"
"Just above his shoulders."
* * *
"...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
"The victim lived."
* * *
"What happened then?"
"He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
"Did he kill you?"
"No."
* * *
2007-01-28 08:03:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
"Can you describe the individual?"
"He was about medium height and had a beard."
"Was this a male, or a female?"
* * *
"Are you sexually active?"
"No, I just lie there."
* * *
"Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"
"Yes, I have been since early childhood."
2007-01-28 08:04:10 · update #1
With lawyers like these, i'm better off taking my case by myself!
2007-01-28 08:53:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♀VANshee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, sounds like trial lawyers.
2007-01-28 16:10:01 · answer #2 · answered by Billy Dee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao .... stupid lawyers
2007-01-28 16:19:34 · answer #3 · answered by 00100 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
these are damn hilarious but they can't be true...must be made-up
2007-01-28 16:26:49 · answer #4 · answered by Quickfix008(∞Cicci∞) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA VERY FUNNY
2007-01-28 16:07:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋