Football (American) - October 2007

It is supposed to be released this Sunday, Anybody know what they would be today 10/8/07?

2007-10-09 07:42:55 · 5 answers · asked by Russ H 1

2007-10-09 07:41:40 · 16 answers · asked by The Emperor 2

Or at least the Trojans think so.

2007-10-09 07:33:39 · 23 answers · asked by DARRELL D 3

It's still a Colts and Patriots league.

2007-10-09 07:31:09 · 17 answers · asked by The Emperor 2

I cant stand when people act as if teams in NFL cant beat certain "elite" teams. This is the NFL not college. These are not division II school vs division I programs. Everyone in the NFL can play and any team has the talent to win any given sunday. All this talk about teams not playing anyone is crazy. These guys are all in the NFL on the same level. Grant it, some teams are not as consistent as the teams with better records but thats simply it, THEY ARE NOT CONSISTENT. Its not because they are no good. There are no cupcakes in this league!!!

2007-10-09 07:30:39 · 9 answers · asked by kknumber8 3

Okay, lets face it.. The BCS is BOGUS. There has got to be a better way to determine who plays who for the national title other than the friggin BCS. Instead of having all the mediocre teams playing in the Aflac-Tostitos-HewlettPackard-FederatedInsurance Bowl... Lets come up with a playoff system.

2007-10-09 07:29:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.charleston.net/news/2007/oct/08/lsu_teamyou_want_yourteam_be18490/

This article showed up in the newspaper in Charleston South Carolina.

2007-10-09 07:26:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

I hate the Cowboys, go Tribe!

2007-10-09 07:23:18 · 9 answers · asked by Buckeyenutbag 2

Brett Favre has his best winning percentage in which stadium?
Lambeau Field
Soldier Field
Ford Field
Metrodome

2007-10-09 07:14:36 · 8 answers · asked by The Claymaker- Go Pack! 6

2007-10-09 07:14:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

We all hear about the Patriot Gods, and Romo and his boys...

no one comes in here after the colts win and talk about "how bout them superbowl champs"

will we be the ones to silence them all once WE beat the Pats?

2007-10-09 06:54:49 · 15 answers · asked by Coltsgal 5

2007-10-09 06:42:00 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.

I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.

I am afraid that they'll know I said it. I'll walk past an LSU fan someday, and he'll see that look in my eye that gives it away. That look that says, "gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?" The next thing you know, I'll have flat tires on my car.

If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.

LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.

I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, "Wow, LSU sure does have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game."

It's hard. I know. It's like when you're having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: "Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?"; or "Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?" or "What did that giant corn dog just say?" or "Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?" or, of course, after a silencer: "Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?"

Heck, after what I've heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That's okay.

You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don't be obvious about it. Somehow they know you're trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They'll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing.

If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it'll permeate your whole body, and then you'll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But don't say, "Dang, now I smell like a corn dog." They take offense to that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff. Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get stitches or something. Just don't say it. If you do start smelling like a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?

I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that's dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as you drive - on some other weekend.

I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog stuff. What puzzles me most is that I've never actually seen any of these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there's no mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows? Maybe there's a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there. Maybe, there's a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume. Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply - kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird. The big political issue during the city election is whether they should add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don't comment on it though. It's not politically correct over there. It's like a malnutrition issue or something. It's like the corn dogs are probably added to the water to prevent starvation or something.

I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you're thinking: "Ahhhh. Here I am in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'll bet the people here smell just like boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe' or some fancy Cajun food." But just stop thinking that. That's just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.

In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn dog odor. And don't try masking the odor with something stronger. They'll curse at you. They'll say something like: "WTF, how dare you smoke a cigar in my home." or "WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of corn dogs?" and they'll cuss out your kids too: "WTF!!! Little Mister fancy pants over here acts like he doesn't want to smell like corn dogs."

Cajuns are not like us. Don't you see that, yet? They are really sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all. I know. I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don't press your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don't refer to Death Valley as corn dog valley either. I mean that's just wrong. Even if you've been drinking, they'll beat you up and curse out your kids.

Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction - even if you're laughing about something else. Like baseball or football, or sex or whatever. If you can't control yourself and you must laugh though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their corn dog body odor from a distance or that you're choking on it or something. They'll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus building over just one snort.

So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams. You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.

2007-10-09 06:26:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Two of the teams actually won the game by doing that. I just think its a dirty tactic and shouldnt be allowed. Especially when the refs wont allow you to get a challenge flag out that late, even if the flag was laying on the ground before the ball is snapped.

2007-10-09 06:24:46 · 8 answers · asked by MJMGrand 6

2007-10-09 05:38:45 · 19 answers · asked by Vader's Apprentice 2

Did other schools simply start to outrecruit them, or did the academies just stop putting a large emphasis on athletics?

2007-10-09 05:32:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Will you hate or give them their Props?

2007-10-09 05:24:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

The sandwhiches will be on hearty white bread, with stuff like swiss cheese, horseradish, mayo or mustard to put on them. What side dishes/fixins sound good too?

2007-10-09 05:18:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

When you're caught cheating, there's a penalty. The team pays the penalty and goes on. The only thing anyone can complain about is when a team cheats and don't get caught.

Well, the Patriots got caught, a flag was thrown, and the penalty imposed. So what does anyone have to complain about?

2007-10-09 04:49:18 · 21 answers · asked by kimmyisahotbabe 5

The Patriots' last game is the New York Giants. Will Eli try to avenge how the Pats ruined the Colts' season by ruining the Pats perfect season? After beating Peyton, the Pats will have to beat his little brother too!

2007-10-09 04:42:26 · 25 answers · asked by kimmyisahotbabe 5

Taping the other teams defensive signal calls was not illegal until the Jets game, and the NFL took the tape, which was less than one quarter. The Pats could not have benefited by breaking the rules, which they admit they did, so when will people stop calling them cheaters?

If it had been someone other than the Patriots, would it have been a big deal? I think they would have taken the tape, and warned them.

2007-10-09 04:20:54 · 27 answers · asked by kimmyisahotbabe 5

ok I really hate to say this I really do, but I just can't see how Dallas will beat the Pats. We almost lost the game with the Bills I hope this is not a sign for things to come in the Pats game. I really hope I'm wrong on this one I really do. I'm sure if Reggie and that other guy his healthy again, but if they aren't then we might have a small chance, if they are then they will be playing at 100% and when add the fact they have Randy Moss to the team look out.

2007-10-09 04:14:49 · 24 answers · asked by ghostrider734 4

2007-10-09 04:12:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-09 04:12:03 · 8 answers · asked by kimmyisahotbabe 5

#5 Michigan loses, drops out of the top 25 completely. Wisconsin is #5, drops 14 spots; they lose to an unranked team. I don't know how many spots Oklahoma and Texas dropped, but I know it's more than 9. Same thing happened with Florida. USC is #10 in the AP and #7 in the Harrah's and coach’s poll. It seems to me that someone or some group placed USC in the top 10 hoping that more upsets occur and they can be back in the top 2 to play in the big game. USC struggled with Washington (Ohio State did not) and now they drop to an unranked Stanford team, yet they are still #10. Am I missing something, or is the favoritism that obvious?

2007-10-09 04:07:39 · 19 answers · asked by Colonel 6

Three dropped passes including one right at the end of the game that was right in is hands. He didn't fight too hard for the 2 point conversion either. The pressure was on and he didn't step up. I am tired of all the talk of how great he is. I don't see it at all.

Any Eagles or 49ers fans have anything to say?

2007-10-09 04:02:50 · 17 answers · asked by Green Dot On Helmet 4

2007-10-09 03:53:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

I went to sleep they was getting their buts whooped, woke back up saw they won 25-24 Ruined my day...I HATE THE COWBOYS ESPECIALLY TONY HOMO

2007-10-09 03:21:06 · 13 answers · asked by Mr.Intelligence 1

Wooooohoooooo

2007-10-09 03:02:34 · 19 answers · asked by cookiemonster 5

The Pats have never been challenged, all their games have been decided in the first half. The cowboys really struggled and got lucky. Are the pats really that good?

2007-10-09 02:56:53 · 17 answers · asked by kimmyisahotbabe 5