Would you trust a description of America given to you by an Islamist extremist? Could you trust the judgement of anyone telling you about somewhere they didn't want to go?
The way I see it, heaven is going to be full of tedious dullards, hypocrites, "saved" mass murderers, televangelists, gospel singers, homophobes and generally interfering busybodies.
Hell, on the other hand, is going to be full of people who know how to enjoy themselves, live peacefully without interfering with others' happiness, know how to have a laugh, there will be good music, fast motorbikes, beer, like-minded members of the opposite sex and - let's face it - most of our friends. I understand that the Devil isn't in the business of doing God's work so I'm not persuaded he's going to punish me (no-one's ever said God would do it), rather that he would recognize me as doing his works in a very minor way and let me joni the party. Who wants to join me?
2006-11-14
12:20:43
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