First, you should check out the site Engrish.com...
I am thinking about my husband right now...he speaks Spanish, but is trying REALLY hard to master English. He loves to talk, and sometimes he says things that make me laugh my guts out.
Instead of saying: "He takes medicine", he says: "He drink pills"...
Instead of saying: "Sorry, sir, but you are mistaken" he says: "Sorry, guy, but you are confusion"
Instead of saying: "I, too, am incorrect", he says: "I not right, too"
Instead of saying "I want to commit suicide", he says: "I want kill me by myself"
Instead of saying "She loved me", he says: "She was love me".
Instead of saying "I'm not hungry", he says: "I not have hungry"
Instead of saying "I won't pay anything", he says: "I not will pay nothing"
I don't know..this just makes me laugh until I cry.
2006-10-01
04:26:34
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