I need to get a new girlfriend. I have three already. First there's the black girl named Quanesha (she's b*tchy) And i cant forget my white girlfriend named Sarah (she's slutty). And finally the Latino girl named Lopez (she's crazy).
When they are together, i call them Bitchy, Slutty, and Crazy. Kinda like those Dwarfs in Snow White. My girls are quite the trio.
But now im looking for another girl. You have to have certain qualities in order to be one of the "chosen few." You must be my chauffer for my Suburban with 24 inch rims. I like to go out a lot so you will be quite busy driving me to and from places. When i get home from my 5000 dollar a week job, you must have my food cooked the way i like it (add hot sauce to my chicken), and my house must be squeaky clean. You must also have a blunt rolled up for me to smoke when im done eating. By 10:00 pm, you must be laying on my bed waiting for me to have sex with you (sometimes earlier). Finding a girl to do this wont be much trouble.
2006-11-05
03:28:04
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