I need to get a new girlfriend. I have three already. First there's the black girl named Quanesha (she's b*tchy) And i cant forget my white girlfriend named Sarah (she's slutty). And finally the Latino girl named Lopez (she's crazy).
When they are together, i call them Bitchy, Slutty, and Crazy. Kinda like those Dwarfs in Snow White. My girls are quite the trio.
But now im looking for another girl. You have to have certain qualities in order to be one of the "chosen few." You must be my chauffer for my Suburban with 24 inch rims. I like to go out a lot so you will be quite busy driving me to and from places. When i get home from my 5000 dollar a week job, you must have my food cooked the way i like it (add hot sauce to my chicken), and my house must be squeaky clean. You must also have a blunt rolled up for me to smoke when im done eating. By 10:00 pm, you must be laying on my bed waiting for me to have sex with you (sometimes earlier). Finding a girl to do this wont be much trouble.
2006-11-05 03:28:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
JaneluvsT...Maybe you right....its not as big as your mouth is im guessing.
2006-11-05 03:32:21 · update #1
Can I be gf # 4? PLEASE!!! I will be good, I promise.
2006-11-05 04:01:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need a new screen name, because you are not very realistic. But that is quite the fantasy world you live in. If your the big stud you think you are, why the hell are you looking for a GF online.I think the first answer was right, you have small penis complex.
2006-11-05 11:40:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great news for you !!!!!!!! I'm getting ready to kick my GF to the
curb and she more than meets all of your qualifications - esp.
the sex part. However, she's laughing real hard over your 5000
dollar a week job. Triple that ( at least ) and she'll check back
with you.
2006-11-05 11:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by wallyinsa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the only way you'll meet the lady of your dreams is by sleeping all night long. O.o
2006-11-05 11:37:08 · answer #4 · answered by Sorcha 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwwww..."Reality" is having a dream and has decided to invite Yahoo Answers participants to come along! How sweet! (Boy, my sarcasm just has no bounds whatsoever!)
2006-11-05 11:46:00 · answer #5 · answered by monogamyisgolden 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. You could try buying one on Ebay. Under category "Blow-Up Dolls" to match your others....
2006-11-05 11:42:32 · answer #6 · answered by Foss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're everywhere, Just flash money you'll find one. Watch the STDs though, that's not a joke.
2006-11-05 11:36:06 · answer #7 · answered by Answerer 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll forgive you for asking... you must be at most my teenage nephew's age. He too keep asking his mum silly questions.
2006-11-05 22:59:21 · answer #8 · answered by annmohdali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing you've cleaned out Whores R US....
I like Janes answer, TINY!!!
2006-11-05 11:37:00 · answer #9 · answered by Crazymom 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You know they have those "grow a girlfriend" in the joke stores- just put them in water.....
2006-11-05 11:55:40 · answer #10 · answered by ARTmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sure you will find one in prison which is where you are headed.
2006-11-05 11:38:11 · answer #11 · answered by Axel M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋