Cultures & Groups (Society & Culture) - 24 December 2007

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Have you ever been stopped by the police? What was your excuse.?

Police Excuses ...
Im sorry officer...i was going down the hill and didnt realize that my foot was still on the gas pedal...causing me to speed.

when you get pulled over for going through a red light say "im sorry officer, i thought it was a christmas decoration"

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are not other cars around, that's how far ahead they are!

Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar wasn’t plugged in.

I was speeding to to get you to notice me so we could exchange numbers!!( 4 speeding tickets)

when you get pulled over for going through a red light say "im sorry officer, i thought it was a christmas decoration"
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are not other cars around, that's how far ahead they are!
Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar wasn’t plugged in.
I was speeding to to get you to notice me so we could exchange numbers!!( 4 speeding tickets)
(For American's caught speeding in Canada...) What's a kilometer?
im sorry officer...i just got brest implants and wearing a seatbelt hurts...
sorry officer well you see what happened is when i reached for my crack pipe my gun fell off my lap getting lodged under the gas pedal forcing me to speed out of control
Sorry officer...I'm from Canada.
"I'm sorry Officer, but I already have a date!"
"But Officer, I couldn't have been driving 60 miles per hour in a 35 miles per hour zone. I haven't been driving for an hour!" A true excuse by a little old lady.
No thanks...i gotta drive
Ooh officer i'd love to wear ur handcuffs for awhile but...i really have to get home! my husband is going to find my lover locked in the basement
Please ociffer, i swear to drunk im not god.
Sorry Officer, i ran over a banana peel
OOOOhh your a policeman?!?!? I thought you were just another speeder!!! I was trying to get away so you didnt hit me!
"I'm sorry officer but dunken donuts is right ahead not here."
Sorry officer, I was trying to kill a bug under my gas pedal (For speeding tickets)
If I was speeding, you probably where speeding to catch me, so how bout we forget abut the whole thing!
I'm sorry I was speeding officer but I have diarrhea.
So that’s what those signs are there for.
(Running a stop sign) I’m sorry officer; I thought the sign said POTS. (Dyslexic)
I'm sorry, Officer, but my child has to use the bathroom

2007-12-24 09:17:13 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

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Who do you miss most?

From Y!A, that is. Who has disappeared on you and left a little hole in your answering needs? Lately, I'm missing (Angry) Cas.

2007-12-24 08:26:22 · 17 answers · asked by Legs 6 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

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i am a girl and when i watch girls kissing, i dont exactly hate it. does this mean i am a lesbian or bi?

but i've had boyfriends and i currently like one at the moment too.

i havent seen him in 2 weeks.
am i just longing for him?
is that why i dont exactly mind the whole kissing and touching of other people?

please put your response down.
:)

2007-12-24 08:21:20 · 11 answers · asked by Julie. 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

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Who were you with this time last year?

MacTealc has returned to the croft in time for Christmas! And all is well - he had travelled to the big city to bring home a special gift! All will be revealed in the morning!

But as we two sit here beside our peat fire and the wee wobbly dog between us watching the flames - we have taken to thinking of what we were doing this time last year. Hard to imagine neither of us knew of the enchanted moors or each other or the folk we now call friends - you!
And in all our happiness - we think to when we were without all that we now have and cherish ...... and maybe to those that are in the place we were last year - there is a wee message.
No matter which direction the wind blows that brings love and friendship - welcome it into your life. Whatever vehicle that allows you to become a part of a community - jump aboard. Do not let the doubters tell you what reality is - happiness cherished in all its forms can be the finest reality.
Merry Christmas to all our friends.
Slainte!

2007-12-24 08:11:22 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

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What do you think of a person who gives you a gift of money they owe you?

It happened to me once. I was angry. I felt it was already mine. So it was not a gift. Am I right?

2007-12-24 08:07:08 · 37 answers · asked by Sugar 7 in Senior Citizens

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Do you think there are amoeba who are stronger than the average built protist?

2007-12-24 07:59:44 · 7 answers · asked by ҡʏʟɛ - ❄ 6 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

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You know there's going to be some decent questions when you see _____ on Y!A.?

Fill in the blank.

2007-12-24 07:58:41 · 13 answers · asked by Legs 6 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

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What one thing do you not want for Christmas as a gift?

And that you will be returning to the store, the day after Christ-
mas, should you get it? Would it be the same tired out easy
gifts you've had over and over, like pj's, or houseshoes?
Maybe you hope for something a little more exciting this year?

2007-12-24 07:56:52 · 26 answers · asked by Lynn 7 in Senior Citizens

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Walking a mile in my shoes?

Its an old saying. A human on average walks about 3 miles an hour. So, essentially its saying live my life for 20 minutes. What am I going to learn in that time?

2007-12-24 07:52:45 · 19 answers · asked by primalclaws1974 6 in Senior Citizens

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Could I be gay?

I have been in a relationship with this guy for about 10 years now, and we are getting married soon. Could I be gay?

2007-12-24 07:49:29 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

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Anybody see the movie I am Legend?

Its a remake of a Charleston Heston movie which was a remake of the original with Vincent Price. I can now say I have seen them all.
Good movie, nice effects

2007-12-24 07:39:39 · 10 answers · asked by Tinman12 6 in Senior Citizens

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Do you find yourself these days not expecting much so you won't get disappointed?

2007-12-24 07:06:54 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

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is homophobia increasing or decreasing?

i think where i live, it is pretty much accepted and you dont hear óf many homophobic attacks which is why i am confused by the amount of gay pride marches and stuff that goes on but i guess this is just in support for the victims of homophobia all over the world. and why isnt there straight pride? I don't like it when sometimes, gays think they are more special than straights and this does happen.

2007-12-24 06:58:44 · 17 answers · asked by loueylou 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

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Do you think her husband got a surprise.?

Rate this joke Send this joke to a friend

A woman comes home one night and shouts up the stairs to her husband:

"Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!"

Her husband replies:

"Should i pack for sun or snow?"

The woman shouts:

"I don't care, I've won the lottery now get out!!!"

2007-12-24 06:58:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

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How Important Do You Feel It Is To Vote In the Next Prez Election?

SOME of us think 'been there, done that, it doesn't make a real difference"; but I believe this election is more important than many before it. Do you plan to turn out and vote? Will you encourage others our age to vote and those younger also?

2007-12-24 06:53:25 · 32 answers · asked by sage seeker 7 in Senior Citizens

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Mexico or Canada??

im wanted for murder but, im white.. which one do you think it would be best to run to? i speak a little spanish and french but, i like mexican food better.. although Canada has a good health care system..

2007-12-24 06:49:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

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Do You Like Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071224/en_nm/bucketlist_dc;_ylt=AoeJJFWrREVToX7eeyVp1AWs0NUE

They say their new movie really has a great message! I

2007-12-24 06:49:09 · 32 answers · asked by sage seeker 7 in Senior Citizens

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Are You A Jazz Entusiast?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071224/ap_on_en_mu/obit_oscar_peterson

Oscar Peterson has passed :-( at age 82. I so loved his music. Extraordinary talent!...and a Canadian favorite!

2007-12-24 06:42:34 · 9 answers · asked by sage seeker 7 in Senior Citizens

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What are EMO's, not sure about them?

I kinda' hear them a lot nowadays and im confused

2007-12-24 06:01:02 · 3 answers · asked by arjayrb_1229 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

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How many presents have you open already?

I had open 3 presents. Purple Fluffy Fan, Pendleton Planner, and beautiful coffee mug... what yours?

2007-12-24 05:40:03 · 43 answers · asked by Mirage =) 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

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How many times have you had to fill in the blank next to "other"?

When taking a standardized test, applying for something, or wahtever else would require anyone to know your race, religion, or gender... Do you ever feel as if the world simply doesn't recognize the group you belong to?

2007-12-24 05:20:07 · 5 answers · asked by Mushaw! 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

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Who did Native Americans fight before they fought white people?

2007-12-24 05:16:44 · 13 answers · asked by happyhen2 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

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Has anyone noticed how the word Gay has come to replace the word Stupid?

2007-12-24 05:10:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

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Oh..why is my hair like this ?

Last year the hair on my bottom area was soft and silky. This year it's now crispy and wavy. My roommate who has dimples says itìs because I consume too much Amino Acid pills before I go to the gym.

Does anyone have a kind solution to my issue at hand ?

2007-12-24 04:49:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

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Have you ever overheard a conversation in the mens room. ?

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin Just Fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over to your place after while?"

Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.

I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"