Cultures & Groups - 20 December 2007

Bozone(n): the substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Cashtration (n): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Sarchasm (n) The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte (v) To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Osteopornosis (n) A degenerative disease
Glibido (v) All talk and no action
Arachnoleptic fit (n) The frantic dance performed just as you accidentally walk through a spider web.
Beezlebug (n) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor (n) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you are eating.
Ignoranus (n) A person who is both stupid and an a**

2007-12-20 04:47:06 · 9 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Senior Citizens

2007-12-20 04:34:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-12-20 04:33:30 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

is setting up of the big industry the only reason??

2007-12-20 04:29:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

A few of mine are: I promise not to use Prune Juice in my hubbys pancake syrup on Superbowl Sunday.
I resolve not to tell hubby "I told you so," for the first 3 days of the year.
I resolve never to work in the kitchen so I can look my best when he comes home.
I resolve to never take the dog for a walk because he is MAN"S best friend.
I promise to never bathe the cat because Hubby has itches that need a scratch.
I will : gain weight=at least 30 lbs.
Stop exercising=waste of time
Procrastinate more=starting tomorrow

2007-12-20 04:28:01 · 20 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Senior Citizens

Will some one explain to me about contacts & network. I started coming to YA last year but strickly to ask Qs, I didn't start getting into it untill the last couple of weeks, so I have no idea what I'm doing.

2007-12-20 04:24:31 · 10 answers · asked by stormy 4 in Senior Citizens

2007-12-20 04:24:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

It is so dry in GEORGIA that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, The Methodists are using wet wipes, the Presbyterians are giving rainchecks, and the Catholics are praying for the water turn back into wine.

2007-12-20 04:18:13 · 10 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Senior Citizens

...and are these words manifested in your daily activities or
does a person have to earn your gratitude and/or respect...

2007-12-20 04:02:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

But are so uncomfortable to wear that you can only wear them sitting down?

2007-12-20 03:57:12 · 26 answers · asked by slk29406 6 in Senior Citizens

2007-12-20 03:50:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-12-20 03:44:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

It means
gleeful, jovial, glad, joyous, happy, cheerful, sprightly, blithe, airy, light-hearted; vivacious, frolicsome, sportive, hilarious. Gay, jolly, joyful, merry describe a happy or light-hearted mood. Gay suggests a lightness of heart or liveliness of mood that is openly manifested: when hearts were young and gay. Jolly indicates a good-humored, natural, expansive gaiety of mood or disposition: a jolly crowd at a party. Joyful suggests gladness, happiness, rejoicing: joyful over the good news. Merry is often interchangeable with gay: a merry disposition; a merry party; it suggests, even more than the latter, convivial animated enjoyment.

2007-12-20 03:43:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

A man trying to understand the nature of God ask him:" God, how long is a million years to you?" God answered: "A million years is like a minute." Then the man asks: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?" God replies " a million dollars is like a penny." Finally the man asks "God, could I you give me a penny?" And God said, "In a minute."

2007-12-20 03:40:15 · 22 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Senior Citizens

The kids letter comes back stamped Dream on, chester.
Kid asks for a new bike, gets a pack of smokes.
Along with his presents, Santa leaves a hefty bill for shipping and handling.
By the time he gets to your house all he has left is foam packing.
Instead of "naughty" and "nice" Santa has him on the stupid list.
Labels on all your kids toys reads "Straight from Craptown."
Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"

2007-12-20 03:34:59 · 13 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Senior Citizens

Would you like some advice for enjoying the next one?
When you see a photo of the interviewers family on the desk, point and start laughing uncontrollably.
Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; "Boy! I bet this entire floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that."
After detailing your greatest achievement, qualify with "of course I was totally hammered at the time."
Over emphasize your ability to use a copier.
Tell them you will have little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from from your other job.
Mention your resume would have been stronger but you didn't feel like making anything else up.
When making small talk and the Simpson trial comes up, shout "You mean Marge and Homer are in some kind of trouble?"
Upon walking into the office for the first time ask the receptionist to hold all your calls.
Constantly fidget with your underwear waistband, then blurt: "the strawberry ones are the stickiest ones, don't ya think?"

2007-12-20 03:28:27 · 6 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Senior Citizens

2007-12-20 03:26:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

...they start off the day with a positive note and makes for some
hugs and kisses "delight" tonight, too...

2007-12-20 03:20:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-12-20 03:19:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

A teenager lost her contact lens. She fruitlessly searched for an hour to no avail. Mom went to search for herself and returned in a just a few moments with the lens in hand. The teen ask, "Mom how did you manage to find it?" "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small peice of plastic and I was looking for $150."

2007-12-20 03:16:19 · 9 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Senior Citizens

2007-12-20 03:08:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-12-20 03:02:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I now a family who lost their chid because of woman ' depretion and our governoment do not called them a family to get an amesty like other familes .Is this humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-12-20 02:55:46 · 11 answers · asked by kadi e 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Why don't the manufacturers fix these things? Obviously something must be done because every walker (zimmer frame for you UK-ers) I've ever seen has had tennis balls stuck to the feet.

2007-12-20 02:55:29 · 19 answers · asked by Gen•X•er (I love zombies!) 6 in Senior Citizens

2007-12-20 02:49:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Wow! and Golly Gosh!
Aren't these "Johnny Foreigners" in Belgium a bunch of nice guys?

2007-12-20 02:43:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

Lets look at Canada for example. The liberals changed the law to allow same-sex marriage in 2003. Canada is the only country that allows same-sex couples from foreign countries get married. In 2003, after the SSM bill was passed, there were 21,981 marriages in Canada. In the province of British Columbia, there were 776 SSM's, 422 female couples and 352 male couples.Out of those 776SSM couples, only 341 were Canadians. That is 1.5% . The actual number was341. The majority of SSM couples that got married that year were Americans and people from other countries.Let's look at the year 2006. There were 1107 SS mariages. 338 were Americans and 479 were from other countries. Only 107 were Canadians. In the City of Toronto, in 2007, for example,7,513 couples got married. The number of SS couples that tied the knot was320.Americans 118 and from other countries 201. Actually the number of same sex couples has drmatically decreased not increased since the same -sex marriage bill has passed?

2007-12-20 02:40:55 · 19 answers · asked by Fearless 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-12-20 02:40:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

my point is, im a bi male thats already 18 years of age, and i live with my parents,
but, my parents dont like it and would not approve it
so pretty much i think i should just keep it quiet becauz its none of their business, and they dont need to know
and other than my parents, its noones business

what do you think?

2007-12-20 02:40:18 · 19 answers · asked by Adolf Hitler 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

No hawks or eagles or other predators in the sky, but they just go nuts, are they telepathic or know it is time for garbage somewhere?

2007-12-20 02:39:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens