The kids letter comes back stamped Dream on, chester.
Kid asks for a new bike, gets a pack of smokes.
Along with his presents, Santa leaves a hefty bill for shipping and handling.
By the time he gets to your house all he has left is foam packing.
Instead of "naughty" and "nice" Santa has him on the stupid list.
Labels on all your kids toys reads "Straight from Craptown."
Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"
2007-12-20 03:34:59 · 13 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
SC---your on a roll.........I think it is funny......He never did that to my kids, but am sure he thought other things about my kids.........LOL---such as they are spoiled and rowdy.....
2007-12-20 03:48:48 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol!, Good one to start my morning! I thought it was funny folks, lighten up.
Have a Merry Christmas Southern Comfort. ♥
2007-12-20 03:49:10 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ G ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats not the real santa. aks that clown who is he and what has he done with our real santa? thats sad. have a very merry christmas and a happy new year for you and the kids.
2007-12-20 03:38:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well first off, if Santa hates you, it means your parents hate you.
If this is a poem or joke I didn't catch on to it hahaha
2007-12-20 03:37:45 · answer #4 · answered by Sapphire 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Maybe it's the grinch inside of me that thinks this is so very funny!! Chuckles!!!!!!
2007-12-20 06:15:31 · answer #5 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gee, whatever happened to coal and switches!
2007-12-21 01:47:58 · answer #6 · answered by DR W 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now you are really going. Love it.
2007-12-20 07:43:43 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How bad was your kid?
2007-12-20 03:37:38 · answer #8 · answered by glassesguru 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! that was pretty funny!
2007-12-20 03:37:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol! you are funny!
2007-12-20 03:37:48 · answer #10 · answered by Abbyyy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋